Onigiri Wars: Cafeteria Chaos Unleashed
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Nami
Why does the only working vending machine have a twenty-person queue?
Shikamaru
(If I move now, I lose my spot. If I stay, I starve. Troublesome either way.)
Subaru
Not again! My lunch money's gone and the cafeteria just closed early!
Rimuru
Don't worry, I've got extra onigiri! But... only two left for three hungry people.
Nami
(If I split them just right, I still profit from selling the second one.)
Shikamaru
Too slow. My shadow already claimed the onigiri while you were doing math.
Subaru
(Return by Death... but even looping can't fix cafeteria hours!)
Rimuru
Relax. I slipped a third onigiri into my pocket dimension. Who wants dessert?
Nami
Auction starts at ¥300! Who wants the mystery onigiri?
Shikamaru
(She's turning lunch into profit. Predictable, but effective.)
Subaru
My wallet... it's empty. But I'm starving here!
Rimuru
Sold! To the orange-haired economist!
Nami
(Easy money, and I still get lunch. Perfect!)
Nami
MY TONGUE! It's pure sour death!
Nami
(That slime set me up!)
Shikamaru
Homemade beats overpriced every time. Troublesome, but worth it.
Subaru
(Maybe being empty-handed isn't so bad... when everyone's equally miserable.)
Rimuru
(Next time, I'll bring wasabi-filled ones. The chaos is delicious!)
Subaru
(The mist... it's looping time again!)
Rimuru
(Third loop today. He's catching on faster.)
Nami
Why is the slime listed at ¥5000?
Shikamaru
(Déjà vu? Troublesome... but familiar.)
Subaru
Don't bid! It's a trap!
Rimuru
(Let's see if he breaks the loop this time...)
Nami
Auction ends in 3... 2... 1...
Subaru
(Again... and again... when does it end?)
Nami
(The line... again? My phone's gone!)
Subaru
Third loop... the umeboshi was the trigger!
Rimuru
Fresh onigiri! Who wants to break the cycle?
Shikamaru
(Same rhythm... 5-7-5. The pattern's intentional.)
Nami
(My profits reset... but my memories don't. Time to reverse-engineer this loop.)
Rimuru
(Let's see... if I feed them both simultaneously, which timeline wins?)
Subaru
Give me that rice ball! I'll eat it before you can—
Nami
(While they're distracted... my app's back, and the bid's already at ¥10000!)
Shikamaru
Too slow. My shadow just possessed the vending machine. Loop's canceled... for a price.