Vegeta's Hair Roast War

Prince

Kakarot's diss track about my hair? I'll show him real bars.

Goku

Can't read the lyrics? No problem, I'll freestyle about Vegeta's receding hairline.

Prince

Your son learned to read before you did, clown!

Prince

At least I raise my kids instead of dying every other Tuesday!

Goku

(Vegeta's face is turning as red as his old armor.)

Piccolo

While those two destroy each other's egos, I'm perfecting the art of Namekian hair styling.

Erza

Piccolo, maybe you should give Vegeta a new fade to match his bruised pride.

Prince

(My hair... they're both mocking my hair in front of the entire studio!)

Prince

(The beat drops and every Saiyan instinct screams to crush Kakarot's smug face... but this is rap, not war.)

Goku

Vegeta's barber must be blind, Boy is still a prince in his own mind, He still thinks he'll be king with luck, look around no one gives a fuck.

Prince

You abandoned Gohan for years, deadbeat—can't even read to him at night!

Prince

Prince of clowns, your crown's a joke—your kid respects me more! He called me daddy as we trained to our core

Goku

The fuck you mean Gohan called you daddy? Hell nah we gotta run the ones.

Piccolo

While these monkeys swing egos, I'm the stylist—snipping their pride strand by strand.

Erza

Piccolo, pass the clippers—Vegeta's fade needs a surrender flag.

Prince

Hold my phone green man. I'll send this clown packing.

Goku

I'm going to enjoy this.

Prince

(My ribs... he actually broke them over a diss track...)

Goku

Told you... shouldn't have brought up my boy.

Erza

(This isn't rap anymore... Goku's actually going to kill him...)

Piccolo

Enough. This studio's about to become a crime scene.

Prince

Not... over... Kakarot...

Prince

I'm the prince....

Goku

(His aura's flickering... if I hit him again, he might not get up... but he insulted Gohan...)

Erza

Piccolo. We stop this now, or we explain to Bulma why her husband's a corpse.

Piccolo

Vegeta. Your pride's worth your life? Because in thirty seconds, it'll be too late to choose.

Prince

Worth it... showed everyone... prince doesn't back down... from anything...

Goku

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't mess with Earth's greatest rapper!

Prince

(The prince... silenced by a clown...)

Piccolo

Goku. Walk away. You've made your point with your fists.

Goku

Just teaching royalty about real power. Maybe next time he'll respect me.

Erza

Touch him again, and you'll answer to Titania's blade. Even you can't outrun requip magic.

Piccolo

Goku... your hands are shaking. That wasn't just a rap battle you won tonight.

Piccolo

(Those eyes... I've seen this before. The beast within is stirring.)

Goku

(What... what did I almost do? I wasn't holding back... I wanted to...)

Erza

Piccolo, get him out of here. Before the real monster shows up.

Erza

(His ki... it's becoming unstable. This night isn't over.)