Vegeta’s Hairline Horror: Aqua’s Salon Showdown

Prince

(Kakarot's widow's peak never gets mocked. But my hairline? A universal joke.)

Aqua

Trust me, I'm the goddess of beauty! I'll give you hair so majestic even Bulma will gasp!

Prince

Your hands are shaking. Are you actually certified for this?

Aqua

(Oops! Snipped too much. But I can fix this... probably...)

Prince

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! MY PRINCELY MANE!

Piccolo

Need me to regenerate your scalp, or shall we just shave it all?

Erza

I brought pink dye. Matches your armor, Your Highness.

Prince

(I'll destroy this entire strip mall! Starting with that goddess and her scissors!)

Prince

(My pride... my royal Saiyan heritage... reduced to this chrome dome mockery.)

Piccolo

At least you won't need to worry about hairline jokes anymore, Prince.

Erza

The mighty Saiyan prince, defeated by a haircut. Even I wouldn't lose this badly.

Aqua

I-I can fix this! Goddess Restoration Miracle!

Prince

(It's... growing back? But why is it bright green?)

Aqua

Wrong spell! That was supposed to be for plants!

Erza

My turn. I'll give you a warrior's cut worthy of your status.

Prince

(First green hair, now what? A mohawk? This ends NOW!)

Piccolo

Destroy the shop and you'll stay bald forever. Your choice, Prince.

Prince

(Green hair... I'm a laughingstock. But destroying them means staying bald forever.)

Piccolo

Sit back down. I'll fix this properly—no magic, no games.

Prince

One wrong move, Namekian, and this planet becomes space dust.

Piccolo

(His hair growth pattern is Saiyan-standard. A tight fade will restore his warrior edge.)

Aqua

If he likes it, maybe he won't vaporize me...

Prince

(By the gods... I look... regal. Like a true Saiyan elite.)

Erza

The prince finally has a warrior's cut worthy of legend.

Prince

Consider yourselves spared. But tell anyone I cried, and you'll wish for death.

Prince

Prince of all Saiyans, fresh fade so clean—lost my hairline but gained the means!

Aqua

He actually thinks he sounds good. Should we tell him the auto-tune is maxed?

Erza

Your Highness, that rhyme scheme's as crooked as your old widow's peak!

Prince

(They dare mock royal bars? I'll show them real power—behind the beat!)

Piccolo

Let him have this. We all saw him cry over a haircut.

Prince

Forget the track—I'm dropping a diss on Kakarot live. World premiere.

Aqua

(The stream's already broadcasting! 2 million viewers and climbing!)

Erza

"Bald Prince Bars" is number one worldwide. Even Zeno's laughing emoji.