"I'm nobody's housewife"

Yu

Hey Sakuya, want to team up and make lunch together?

Sakuya

I'm nobody's housewife, Narukami. I serve Lady Remilia, not your appetite.

Remi

Perfect timing! I was just craving—

Sakuya

(Lady Remilia's hungry! No time to waste!)

Sakuya

Stop gawking and chop those vegetables, Yu!

Yu

W-Wait, these onions are making my eyes water!

Remi

(My maid and butler, performing a comedy routine just for me.)

Sakuya

That's too much salt! Do you want to poison Lady Remilia? And why did you grab salt!? you were meant to get paprika!

Yu

But you said add seasoning! How was I supposed to know you meant paprika?

Remi

(Perhaps I should make them cook together more often. This is far more entertaining than any meal.)