Redfield Bloodline vs Wombforce 9000

Chris

Listen here, Commander! My sister's got Redfield genes that'll survive any apocalypse!

Chris

Why won't you just continue the bloodline like a normal human being?!

Commander

Chris, for the hundredth time, I'm not interested in your sister or continuing anything...

Commander

I prefer Nikkes. They're literally designed to be perfect partners.

Chris

Perfect?! Humans have survived bioweapons, zombies, and corporate conspiracies!

Chris

What can your precious Nikkes do that Claire can't? She's battled Umbrella since she was a teenager!

Rapi

Oh, honey. Let me educate you about the Wombforce 9000.

Rapi

We Nikkes don't just survive - we're literally built to adapt, evolve, and provide optimal companionship.

Claire

(Why does every universe we visit turn into a dating competition?)

Rapi

Plus, Commander here appreciates that we can sync our combat protocols with his... preferences.

Rapi

Something about "targeting systems" and "precision strikes" if you catch my meaning.

Chris

(They're... they're weaponized girlfriends. This is worse than bioweapons.)

Commander

Chris, Claire, it's been... educational. Security will escort you back to your dimension.

Commander

Please never return with bloodline proposals again.