AI Declares Sakura Useless, Chaos Ensues

Naruto

My revolutionary AI will copy your techniques perfectly!

Naruto

Lee, your martial arts will be digitized for eternity!

Lee

My youth cannot be replicated by machines!

Lee

This AI dishonors decades of hard work!

Sasuke

Your AI copied my moodiness but made it worse.

Sasuke

(Now everyone thinks I'm some edgy emo algorithm.)

Sakura

What about me, Naruto? Nothing to copy at all?

Sakura

The AI literally said "no significant data found"!

Naruto

Look, the AI's just being honest about your contributions.

Naruto

Maybe train harder instead of complaining?

Sakura

(The AI deleted my entire file after "uselessness analysis".)

Lee

Sakura, your youth is not defined by algorithms!

Lee

We shall prove our worth through hard work!

Sasuke

(The AI just crashed trying to process my darkness. Classic.)

Lee

The youth of Konoha demands an end to this AI tyranny!

Lee

We shall not perform missions until our art is respected!

Naruto

Lee, you can't just stop doing missions because your feelings got hurt!

Naruto

The AI is just being efficient!

Sasuke

(The AI copied my darkness but made it... cheerful. It doesn't understand me at all.)

Sakura

I can prove I'm useful! Look at these medical jutsu modifications!

Sakura

The AI just labeled them "basic supportive techniques"!

Naruto

Sakura, maybe the AI has a point about overcompensating...

Naruto

You're trying too hard to prove something.

Lee

I've discovered the AI's weakness! It cannot compute the power of youth!

Lee

Watch as I crash it with my dynamic entry pose!

Sasuke

(The AI just tried to replicate Lee's pose... and started smoking. Interesting.)

Sakura

The AI... it's malfunctioning!

Sakura

It's stuck in an infinite loop trying to understand Lee's "youth" parameter!

Naruto

The AI is replacing academy instructors! You three started this strike!

Naruto

ANBU! Arrest the ringleaders!

Lee

My youth will not be silenced by shadow agents!

Lee

The AI called my techniques "inefficient yelling"!

Sasuke

Touch him and I'll show you real darkness, Hokage-sama.

Sasuke

(Three ANBU behind the paper wall. Two more in the ceiling.)

Sakura

(The AI analyzed my medical jutsu as "basic". Time for advanced chemistry.)

Lee

DYNAMIC ENTRY through the Hokage window!

Naruto

The AI predicted your "youthful unpredictability".

Naruto

Meet your replacement instructors!

Sakura

That's... me. An AI version trained on all my techniques.

Sakura

(It's wearing the same qipao. But its eyes are empty.)

Sasuke

(The AI made clones of all of us. But mine just started crying.)

Sasuke

(Even artificial intelligence can't handle true darkness.)

Sakura

(Basic? USELESS? I'll show you basic!)

Naruto

Sakura, wait! The AI cost fifty million ryo!

Naruto

We can't afford to rebuild it!

Sakura

DIE, YOU USELESS PIECE OF CODE!

Sakura

(Take my basic supportive techniques now!)

Lee

The youth has prevailed! Sakura's passion destroys the machine!

Lee

Justice for hard work everywhere!

Sasuke

(The AI's final words: "Error 404: Usefulness not found." How poetic.)

Naruto

Fine! You win! All teachers are reinstated!

Naruto

(She actually did it. My AI revolution... destroyed by pure rage.)

Lee

Victory parade for real ninja arts! No AI replacement!

Lee

Youth defeats technology through determination!

Sakura

(Who's basic now? I just single-handedly took down an entire AI system.)

Sakura

(Sometimes the most "useless" person can make the biggest difference.)

Sasuke

(The AI tried to copy my darkness but couldn't handle Sakura's light. Maybe being "useless" was her greatest strength.)

Sasuke

(The village feels... right again.)