Baby Daddy Mystery: DNA Disaster

Yohane

(Everyone's staring... they all want to know who the father is...)

Subaru

Yoshiko-san, are you absolutely certain about this DNA test?

Kazuma

Heh, maybe the baby's actually mine. I've got pretty strong genes, you know.

Riko

The test results are ready. Who wants to see them first?

Yohane

(What if it's none of them? What if it's... someone else entirely?)

Subaru

Give me that! I need to know if I'm responsible for this!

Kazuma

(Too late! I already switched the results with random papers from the trash!)

Riko

The results... they're gone! All the DNA samples have been contaminated!

Yohane

(Maybe it's better this way... some mysteries are meant to stay unsolved.)

Yohane

(Hikari... I'm sorry I brought you into this mess.)

Subaru

I remember dying that night. The timeline where I might have... no, I need those results!

Kazuma

(While they're distracted, I'll grab some of the baby's hair. Black market DNA test will pay fortune for this drama.)

Riko

Nobody's leaving until we resolve this. Hospital security is already on their way.

Subaru

You don't understand! If I'm the father, I need to protect them from what's coming!

Yohane

(If none of you can accept her without proof... then we'll find our own destiny together.)

Kazuma

She's actually going to jump! With the baby!

Riko

(The baby's blanket caught on the IV stand! She's dangling three stories up!)

Yohane

(Hikari stopped crying... but the silence feels even heavier.)

Riko

If we're going to play family, let's do it properly.

Riko

♪ Hush little baby, don't you cry... ♪

Subaru

Riko-san, what are you—

Kazuma

Now this is more like it! Give her the full idol experience!

Riko

(Every note is off, but her heart rate's stabilizing... she likes it!)

Yohane

(She's laughing... Hikari's actually laughing!)

Subaru

She's... she's really smiling. Maybe we don't need DNA to be family.

Kazuma

(While they're distracted by this touching moment... time to grab those hospital records.)

Subaru

(Those eyes... I remember those eyes from that loop... the one where I...)

Yohane

(She never grabs anyone like that... only when she's truly connected...)

Subaru

No... no that timeline was erased, it shouldn't exist anymore!

Kazuma

(The plot thickens! These medical records show something very interesting...)

Riko

Subaru-san, what exactly are you remembering? This is important.

Subaru

(Return by Death... did it fail? Did I leave something behind in that timeline?)

Yohane

Subaru... if you know something, please... she's your daughter, isn't she?

Kazuma

Actually, according to these blood types... none of us could be the father.

Riko

(Unless... the baby has Return by Death too? That would explain the impossible blood work...)