Fake-Date Dance Floor Chaos

Darkness

Keep your hand on my waist—everyone’s watching.

Rangiku

Look at them squirm. This fake-couple act is sweeter than sake.

Sakura

If that loud idiot kisses her, I’ll punch him through the wall.

Naruto

Just one more dance, then we win the bet—don’t faint now!

Darkness

(Why does my heart race? This is only pretend… right?)

Rangiku

One photo to the tabloids and their “fake” romance becomes very real trouble.

Sakura

Enough pretending—choose, Naruto: her or me and you better choose wisely

Darkness

(My heart’s drumming louder than the music—this was supposed to be fake but Naruto has me week at the knees

Naruto

Your hands are shaking. Let’s get you off the floor before someone cuts themselves Im gonna tell you right now it’s hard out here for a pimp

Sakura

Step away, Naruto. The act ends here—she’s clearly losing it Naruto what you do to that bitch ?

Rangiku

(Perfect angle—tear-stained cheeks, broken glass, a prince kneeling. Tabloids will eat this alive.)

Darkness

I said I can’t tell—so hit me, punish me, anything to snap me out of this... this ache I don’t know why I feel this way I wanna have yo baby Naruto

Naruto

Then I’ll choose the one who needs me—fake or real, I’m staying right here these hoes crazy and I love it !

Sakura

(He... he just picked her over me like WTF

Rangiku

(One tap ruins them... but why does that suddenly feel like it would ruin me too?)

Rangiku

Girls, girls—why fight when you can both dance with him? Three-way waltz or the photo goes viral.

Sakura

You blackmailing witch! I’ll dance, but only to keep you quiet.

Darkness

(A three-way waltz? My heart’s already racing—this is punishment and reward rolled into one I gonna have his baby

Naruto

Wait, wait—three-way? I’ve only got two arms to wrap all of y’all up with come to papa

Rangiku

Then you’d better hold us tight, prince. One slip and the world sees you kissing two ladies at once

Sakura

Fine. Left arm to me, right to Lalatina, Rangiku in the middle—let’s see who keeps up.

Darkness

(Their warmth on both sides—this is torture and heaven. Don’t trip, don’t faint...)

Rangiku

My phone—! It just slid across the floor toward the DJ booth—someone’s already grabbing it!

Naruto

If that screen lights up we’re toast—everyone’ll see the photo .. O well I’m a dog I’m a mutt .. singing

Sakura

(The DJ’s thumb is hovering over the gallery—one swipe and our secret’s on the ballroom screens!)

Darkness

(His heartbeat’s thundering under my palm—this was supposed to be fake, so why am I dizzy ?

Darkness

Don’t look at me like that—like this is real.

Naruto

If we sell it, we win the bet—just breathe, Lalatina get yourself together bitch before you fuck up my money

Sakura

Step away, Naruto. The act ends here—she’s clearly losing it.

Rangiku

(One click and the “fake” couple becomes tomorrow’s scandal.)

Darkness

I can’t tell anymore—hit me, punish me, anything to snap me out of this ache!

Naruto

Then I choose the one who needs me—fake or real, I’m staying right here one of you is coming with me if not all of you pimpin ain’t easy

Sakura

(He... picked her Naruto you jerk

Rangiku

(One tap ruins them... but why does that suddenly feel like it would ruin me too?)