Midnight McMenu Mayhem

Naruto

Why does the register keep freezing during the dinner rush? This is pissing me off I had a date tonight with Pooh wooh I think I need to play sick

Naruto

Sasuke, did you mess with the system again? It’s reading like a thousand orders man do these people not know how to cook

Sasuke

Maybe if you stopped slamming the buttons like a maniac, it wouldn't crash.

Sasuke

Some of us prefer precision over... whatever that is. If you can’t keep up Naruto then maybe this isn’t the job for you and besides Pooh Wooh likes me

Sakura

We have twelve cars in the drive-thru and the fryer's acting up! I’m about to cry I’d rather be at home watching Netflix

Sakura

(If Naruto and Sasuke don't stop bickering, I'm going to shove these burgers somewhere unpleasant.) Naruto hurry up with those orders

Kakashi

According to the schedule, someone was supposed to clean the ice cream machine three hours ago.

Kakashi

Who wants to volunteer before the health inspector shows up? How about you Naruto ?

Naruto

(That thing looks like it's plotting our demise ! ) No thanks I got a date with Pooh Wooh

Naruto

Kakashi-sensei, that's not just dirty—it's... alive! I’m ready to go damn it

Sasuke

I'll handle the machine... if Naruto admits I'm the better employee.

Sasuke

In front of Sakura. Right now.

Sakura

(Oh, this is going to be entertaining.)

Sakura

Actually, why don't we let the customer decide? The next person who orders a McFlurry gets to vote.