Club Rush Chaos!

Tanjiro

Nezuko, the Human Culture Club meets after school—sign here before the bell ends!

Zenitsu

Transfer students always disappear! Nezuko-chan, don't leave me!

Nezuko

Onii-chan, why are you filling this out for me?

Inosuke

I just joined the Wilderness Survival Club! We'll eat beetles and fight bears!

Tanjiro

(If Nezuko joins Human Culture, Zenitsu will stalk her; if she joins Wilderness, Inosuke will drag her into the forest...)

Zenitsu

I challenge you to a duel! Winner decides Nezuko-chan's club!

Nezuko

I already joined the Tea Ceremony Club. See you after school, everyone!

Zenitsu

(I didn't mean to break the light! But if I move, the glass will hit Nezuko-chan!)

Nezuko

Your hand... let me wrap it.

Tanjiro

That frequency... Zenitsu, was that your Thunder Breathing?

Zenitsu

(She called me Zenitsu-kun... My heart's beating so loud she might hear it!)

Inosuke

Amazing! Your scream can shatter glass! Teach me this technique!

Nezuko

Zenitsu-kun, would you like to visit the Tea Ceremony Club together?

Zenitsu

(She's asking me out! This must be what heaven feels like!)

Tanjiro

Just don't break any more school property, okay?

Inosuke

While you're at tea, I'll be eating this rhino beetle! Delicious!

Zenitsu

(Her fingers touched my hand... I can't breathe...)

Nezuko

Your bandage needs adjusting, Zenitsu-kun.

Zenitsu

N-Nezuko-chan, I... I LOVE YOU!

Zenitsu

Please marry me and have twenty babies with me!

Tanjiro

(His voice... the windows!)

Inosuke

His scream shattered the second-floor windows too! What a weapon!

Nezuko

I'll consider it if you join my Tea Ceremony Club, Zenitsu-kun.

Zenitsu

(She said she'll consider it... I'm going to faint from happiness!)

Tanjiro

At least he didn't break any more lights this time...

Zenitsu

(She's touching my lips... I'm going to die from happiness!)

Nezuko

Shh... your confession was very loud, Zenitsu-kun.

Zenitsu

(The sparks... they're everywhere! She'll see how much I love her!)

Tanjiro

Zenitsu! Your breathing technique—it's reacting to your emotions!

Inosuke

He's creating living lightning! This is even better than beetle fighting!

Nezuko

Then prove your love, Zenitsu-kun... by catching all these lightning bugs for me.

Zenitsu

I'll catch them all! I'll catch the whole sky for you, Nezuko-chan!

Tanjiro

(At least the lightning bugs aren't breaking any windows...)