Berserk: The Superman payback arc.

Casca

She copied my entire look—armor, cape, the works!

Lois

(Blazer, skirt, bold red... this can’t be happening.)

Guts

Your honor, exhibit A: side-by-side screenshots.

Lois

Coincidence! I’ve never even seen that anime!

Casca

Your hairpins match my pauldrons exactly—down to the gold trim!

Superman

(If they find the style database in the Planet servers...)

Lois

Fine! If I lose, I’ll cosplay as her—live on air!

Guts

Deal. But if we win, you two write our manga adaptation.

Superman

Your Honor, my cousin Kara just has... naturally blonde hair.

Guts

And the blue eyes? The stoic stare? That's Android 18's entire vibe!

Lois

(First my wardrobe, now Clark's family? This is a trap.)

Casca

Face it, Smallville—your whole circle is one big cosplay convention.

Superman

(If they subpoena the Fortress archives, Kara's Saiyan armor pics are toast.)

Guts

Then let's raise the stakes—if we find one more doppelganger, you two star in our next anime OP!

Lois

Fine! But if we win, you wear Metropolis capes for a week—on national TV!

Casca

(Wait till they see the photo of Bruce in that bat-themed mecha suit...)

Casca

The Fortress archives, Mr. Kent—every hologram, every costume file, by noon.

Superman

(If they see Kara’s Saiyan armor or Bruce’s mecha schematics...)

Lois

That’s alien property! National security!

Guts

Relax, Lois. We only need the fashion files. Nothing... explosive.

Superman

We need forty-eight hours to redact classified tech.

Casca

No delays. The court orders immediate access—bailiff, escort Mr. Kent.

Lois

(Clark, don’t leave me alone with the Berserk fans...)

Guts

Once we decrypt this, the world will see every superhero’s anime twin.

Lois

(The Fortress files proved every cosplay crime... we actually lost.)

Superman

Daily Planet will print the retraction tomorrow... front page.

Casca

And the cosplay segment? Live at six, Lois. Cape zipped tight.

Guts

(First court win ever... don't cry, don't cry.)

Lois

I still say the gold trim was a coincidence!

Casca

Put it on, Lois. The camera loves a good redemption arc.

Superman

(At least Bruce's mecha photos stayed encrypted... small mercy.)

Guts

Next week: we sue the Bat for stealing our brooding aesthetic.