The undefeated bread

Fern

This bread won't flip itself. Magic isn't working on it either.

Ei

Unfortunately, My electro powers have been nullified to the point it can't even affect a slice of bread.

Yuri

(I would offer to help but..I can't help but watch this adorable event unfold on the counter...)

Fern

Why is this bread slice resisting all forms of manipulation?

Ei

Bread defeating the mighty shogun?! I won't stand for this!

Yuri

Wait a moment..this bread isn't even soft! its hard as a brick!

Fern

That means it's expired bread! how old even is it?

Ei

Now that I think about it.. Iv had this loaf of bread for as long as I craved eternity. I should have known sooner.