Elf vs. Saiyan: Fertility Curse

Frieren

Your son humiliated me in front of the entire Supreme court!

Bulma

Maybe don't propose to teenagers during constitutional hearings?

Prince

The boy has standards. Unlike some thousand-year-old treasure chest victim.

Frieren

(They dare mock my dignity? I'll show them the true meaning of eternal regret.)

Prince

Try something, witch. I've destroyed planets for lesser insults.

Frieren

Oh, I won't fight you. But your precious Saiyan bloodline? Let's see how fertile it remains after a millennium of elfish curses.

Bulma

You cast infertility magic on my family?!

Frieren

(The curse activates in three days. Unless... someone apologizes for calling me old.)

Prince

A fertility curse? That's your grand revenge, elf? We already have two children.

Bulma

Maybe she thinks we want more kids at our age? How adorably medieval.

Frieren

The curse isn't about fertility. It's about time. Your precious Trunks will be mine when he's my age.

Frieren

Elves live for millennia. Saiyans... don't.

Prince

The Saiyan race bows to no one! Least of all some ancient forest hag!

Frieren

Speaking of ancient... that hairline seems to be receding faster than your power level rises.

Prince

(My hairline?! I'LL KILL HER!)

Bulma

Vegeta, no! The neighbors will get triggered by your blonde hair again! I can't afford to get lectured by Dr Umar again.

Frieren

Three days, Saiyan Prince. Unless you'd prefer apologizing to an 'old elf'?

Prince

That elf witch actually marked my face! The Prince of Saiyans!

Bulma

Our stock is down 40%! The news is calling it 'The Elf-Saiyan Property War!'

Frieren

Your son's hand in marriage, or your company's reputation. Choose wisely, Briefs.

Prince

(First she insults my hairline, now she's extorting my family!)

Frieren

I've already altered Trunks' perception. In three days, he'll see you as the villain keeping us apart.

Bulma

Actually, I just bought controlling shares in elfish anti-aging cream companies. Guess who's about to go bankrupt?

Frieren

(My 800-year investment portfolio... it's all elfish cosmetics!)

Prince

It appears the elf needs a new retirement plan. May I suggest a nice, quiet forest?

Frieren

Wait! Perhaps... perhaps we could discuss a trade? My hand for your company's stability?

Frieren

(This Saiyan's strength... I've underestimated these battle-obsessed monkeys.)

Prince

Heh... not so high and mighty now, are we elf?

Prince

Your magic tricks can't match Saiyan pride.

Frieren

This changes nothing... I'll outlive you all.

Frieren

Trunks will be mine when you're dust. I need his genes to create the most powerful offspring.

Prince

You still... don't get it... do you?

Prince

You will not have my genes mixed with some old hag like you. I will not have a 1000 year old daughter in law.

Bulma

Both of you, enough! Look at this mess!

Frieren

I'll win the day soon. You'll see... See you later sweet prince....

Prince

(What... what did she do to me...?)

Bulma

Both power levels... dropping rapidly!

Bulma

That old dirty bitch...