Saiyans Seek Salvation at the Hazbin Hotel

Charlie

Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! I'm Charlie, and I can help you find redemption!

Bardock

We're looking for Gine. Where is she, demon?

Charlie

She's in heaven! But you can join her if you complete our redemption program!

Raditz

(Heaven? Maybe this pathetic place isn't entirely useless...)

Angel

Hey there, tall dark and handsome! How about you and me discuss redemption over drinks?

Raditz

Get away from me, you walking fashion disaster!

Angel

(Nobody rejects Angel Dust! This one's playing hard to get...)

Bardock

Fine. We'll play your redemption game... for now.

Charlie

Alright! Time for your redemption confession session! Who wants to go first?

Bardock

I conquered planets for Frieza. Whole civilizations fell by my hand.

Bardock

I died rebelling against the tyrant I served. My final vision was of my son avenging our race.

Raditz

I kidnapped my nephew to force my pathetic brother to join us. Got killed by his green friend instead.

Angel

Oh honey, that's so tragic! You know what would make you feel better?

Raditz

If you finish that sentence with anything involving your bedroom, I'll vaporize you where you stand!

Charlie

(Perfect! Their aggression levels are off the charts. Time to implement Phase Two of Operation Redemption...)

Charlie

Welcome to Redemption Karaoke! Who's ready to bare their soul through song?

Raditz

I'll show you pathetic demons how a Saiyan warrior performs.

Raditz

Nobody~! Baby~!

Angel

My turn, gorgeous! Let's make this a duet to remember!

Raditz

(This glittery pest is touching my mic!) Get off my stage PEST!!!!

Angel

(The brute actually shoved me!) So rough.... I like it!

Bardock

HA! That's the first intelligent thing you've done, Raditz!

Charlie

(Note to self: Add 'No Physical Assault' to karaoke rules...)

Charlie

The extermination squads are coming. Heaven's sending their elite angels to wipe us all out.

Raditz

Let them come! I'll show these so-called angels what a real warrior can do!

Bardock

We're supposed to be redeemed. Heaven's supposed to welcome us, not hunt us.

Angel

Maybe redemption was just a lie to keep us docile while they planned our extermination.

Charlie

(This isn't what I promised them. But maybe... maybe this is our real test.)

Bardock

Then we fight. Not as Saiyans or demons, but as survivors who refuse to be erased.

Raditz

(That power... it's beyond anything I've sensed before!)

Charlie

They're already here. The extermination has begun.

Angel

Well boys, looks like we're about to find out if redemption means fighting heaven itself!