Saiyan Shame in Hell

Bardock

You got killed by a Namekian? A NAMEKIAN?! Not to mention, but you kidnapped my GRANDSON!!!!

Raditz

I-it was a special beam cannon, Father! It caught me off guard!

Bardock

You let a child and a green slug outsmart you?!

Bardock

My son died because he couldn't handle a brat with a tail!

Raditz

(This is worse than dying... Father's disappointment burns worse than hell itself)

Bardock

At least I died fighting Frieza. You died babysitting!

Raditz

Wait! The kid... he had hidden potential! Like Kakarot!

Bardock

(Hidden potential... could this brat be stronger than Raditz?)

Raditz

Plus, I've been training down here. Want to see what I've learned?

Bardock

(So that kid is my grandson... Kakarot's boy has fight in him!)

Raditz

Father... why did you really turn on Frieza? We were elite warriors!

Bardock

I saw our people's future turn to ash. Someone had to stand up.

Bardock

Even if it meant dying as a rebel instead of living as a slave.

Raditz

(While I served him... I let him use me to wipe out worlds...)

Bardock

Show me what you've learned in hell, son. No more excuses!

Raditz

I'll make you eat those words, old man!

Bardock

(Good... he's finally fighting like a Saiyan!)

Raditz

(My chains... they're shattering?!)

Bardock

Heh... you’ve gotten faster, Raditz.

Raditz

I... I still can’t beat you, Father...

Bardock

Listen... no matter how pathetic your death was, you’re still my son.

Raditz

(He... he still calls me son? After everything?)

Bardock

Tch... don’t get all weepy on me. We’re Saiyans, not space-poets.

Raditz

Father... what was Mother like? I... I barely remember Gine.

Bardock

(...How do I tell him she’s here too—and she’s mad as hell at both of us?)

Raditz

Father? Why are your knees shaking?

Bardock

Your mother’s... around. And she’s not happy we kept the old Saiyan pride.

Raditz

She’s in hell too?! Where—

Bardock

She’s... trying to get into heaven. Checked into some hotel run by a princess named Charlie.

Raditz

You mean Hazbin Hotel? Oh fuck me... that place is so illogical. Redemption in hell? What a joke.

Bardock

So, ready to visit Mommy?

Raditz

What choice do we have, father?

Bardock

Fine, the shuttle is right there. I hope you're ready to sing too.

Raditz

DAMN IT ALL!!!!