How Usagi Got Her Groove Back

Usagi

(Seiya... why wasn't I enough?) How could I have been so blind? He left me for the woman who used to be his sugar daddy.

Ami

Usagi-chan, you've been out here for two hours. The others are worried.

Usagi

Ami-chan, what if I never love again? What if I'm broken forever? Am I that unworthy of love?

Mako

Broken? You're Tsukino Usagi! The girl who defeated the Dark Kingdom! If Seiya can't see that, then that's his issue.

Rei

(Time to end this pity party. For good.) Usagi, LISTEN UP!

Rei

Its time for you to get off your ass. I'm booking a trip to Mexico and you're coming with us.

Usagi

(My phone... my last connection to him...)

Mako

To new beginnings! And to whoever that phone lands on - may they have better luck in love!

Usagi

(Everyone here looks so confident... I just want to forget Seiya for one night.)

Mako

Time for Operation Princess Recovery. That escort better be worth the pesos. After all I had him first.

Usagi

Um... hi?

Ami

(That man’s aura... something feels off. Usagi-chan, be careful.)

Usagi

You really think I'm the prettiest girl here? Even in this dress?

Rei

(Lucky bitch...)

Usagi

You know what, I don't know who sent you. In any case I need a long night. Ladies, do NOT wait up.

Mako

Making my friends happy is priceless.

Usagi

Make sure you remember where my hotel is...

Usagi

(Everything hurts... but I actually feel... alive?) I guess that guy has that famous Latin stamina...

Mako

Glad to see my investment paid off. I remember when I had him. Only thing is that I was on top.

Ami

Makoto, you're always so raunchy. (At least Usagi looks lively.)

Rei

The spirits told me... love is just energy exchange! We're all just... cosmic vibrations! I wonder when are we going to find real love?

Ami

Rei-chan, let's just have good time while we're here.

Usagi

What do we do now? I don't want to go home now.

Mako

Right now ladies. I want to pop this perc and get faded. Lets go to the beach.

Rei

Alright then. Lets get the loud in here. Because right now I want to set it off.

Usagi

Let me get my swim suit on.

Usagi

(First time in a bikini since... I need to stop thinking about him.)

Rei

The spirits say... the ocean washes away old bonds! Come on, Princess!

Mako

Group tackle on the Princess! This is what freedom feels like!

Ami

(I haven't felt this carefree since... ever.)

Usagi

I haven't felt this... happy? Is this what being high feels like? This weed is the best ever. Thanks for bringing me out here.

Rei

Finally, I got tired of Usagi being so moody. Live free girl!

Usagi

I think we need to get some more. My highs coming down.

Mako

Don't worry Usagi, my plug is a few blocks down. Ondale!!!!