Aris' Back to the Future Part 3

Aris

(Oh no... The Delorean has a gas leak! We can't get the Delorean back up to 88miles per hour! We're really stuck...)

Deadpool

Hey relax Aris, the readers probably think you are looking really cute right now!

Deadpool

But then again, we could've ended up in worse places. Like the dark ages, they would've burned us at a stake thinking we're magic.

Aris

What readers?! Deadpool! Focus! We can't be stuck here! We got lives in the present! I got Sensei-

Deadpool

Is he handsome? Nah, just joking but at the same time I can gamble! We can just gain funds like this.

Deadpool

And plus, it's not really as bad here as you think. This is life, I can kill people without any fucking laws. If only we could push it to 88mph-

Aris

I got it! The train! We can use it to push the Delorean up to 88! We just need the train and put the Delorean on the tracks!

Deadpool

Oh yeah, today when I was exploring, I went into a bar and met this guy, he seems to be a bit of a hot head. It was hilarious!

Deadpool

And is that me on the Wanted Poster? Why am I there??? What'd I do?? I'm telling mom!

Aris

Uh... Deadpool... You didn't just call Buford Tannen, the fastest gun in the old west Mad Dog did you..?

Aris

(The train's leaving in five minutes! Where is that idiot?)

Deadpool

Tannen you son of a bitch! You've messed with the same guy in every generation! Don't you get tired of this?!

Aris

Forget Tannen, Deadpool! We need to get to that train before we miss it!

Aris

The Delorean's already loaded on the track! We can't miss this opportunity!

Deadpool

No Aris! This is personal between me and him!

Aris

You can't win! We need to go! ASAP!

Deadpool

No thanks! I need to settle this, right here, right now!

Deadpool

But uh... we might have a tiny problem. I think I just got shot..

Aris

(Deadpool! No!)

Deadpool

Tannen's dead! That'll teach him to mess with the Merc with a Mouth across timelines! Time to get the train!

Aris

(Conductor: S-sir? Ma'am? Is this... is this a hijacking?) N-No! It's a uh-uh...

Deadpool

It's a science experiment! Man I've always wanted to say that! Quote Doc on that Google!

Deadpool

Now let's crank this baby up to maximum speed before we get sent Back to the Future! (A: haha, nice!)

Aris

I feel quite bad for doing this though... I'm gonna get killed by Yuuka for doing this...

Deadpool

Screw Yuuka, Aris! She simps for Sensei too much! We need to get back to 1985/2025? What year is it anyways?! We need to get back to The Present!

Aris

W-Woah! This train can go pretty fast! Uh Deadpool? The bridge up at Clayton Ravine isnt built yet! I didn't think this through! We're f*cked!

Deadpool

Ooh, little girl grew up huh? She ain't your Loli no more weebs! Anyways it'll be fine. WHY DO I HAVE A MOUTH SCREW TOU WHATIF!(srry, don't ban A...)

Deadpool

The Delorean is speeding up! It's going 60-70-80! Ok fans! Get ready fans! You're gonna see some serious shit!