Explosive Night Shift at McD's

Megumin

The fryer timer's broken again. How are we supposed to know when the fries are done?

Aqua

Just use your natural goddess instincts. Unlike some people, I don't need machines to tell me when food is ready.

Darkness

(The customer at the speaker is ordering twenty Happy Meals. This is going to be a disaster.)

Yunyun

We're out of Big Mac sauce! The customer specifically asked for extra sauce on all twenty meals!

Megumin

(Time to use my explosion magic... to create a sauce explosion in the packets.)

Aqua

You used explosion magic on the sauce packets?! The manager's coming and you just turned the entire kitchen into a condiment warzone!

Darkness

(This is actually kind of... thrilling. Being covered in sauce while working fast food feels strangely appropriate for a masochist.)

Yunyun

The customer wants to speak to the manager about the "explosive service." They're asking if this is some kind of weird roleplay theme night...

Yunyun

The customer's still waiting at the window, demanding to see the manager...

Aqua

I can't find the manager anywhere! Did Megumin's explosion actually vaporize them too?

Yunyun

(The manager's probably hiding from Megumin's chaos... I have to handle this myself!)

Megumin

My explosion magic created the perfect McDonald's experience! That customer should feel honored!

Darkness

(Being covered in sauce while working in fast food... this is the ultimate humiliation!)

Yunyun

The manager's indisposed, but here's a coupon for a free apple pie with your explosive meal experience!

Aqua

(The security footage! Corporate's going to see everything when they review tonight's tapes!)

Megumin

Tomorrow night, we implement my new "Explosion Value Meal" campaign! The customers will love it!

Yunyun

(I'll show them I'm useful! One perfect duplication spell on these Happy Meals...)

Megumin

Yunyun's magic circle looks unstable. Should someone stop her?

Yunyun

Wait, that's not how the spell--

Darkness

(Buried under hundreds of burgers... this is paradise!)

Aqua

The kitchen's completely flooded! We'll never clean this before morning shift!

Megumin

(Yunyun accidentally created the ultimate fortress of fast food...)

Yunyun

The reversal spell requires the original item to still exist! But Lalatina ate them all!

Darkness

(I'll never leave this burger prison. This is my destiny.)

Megumin

There's only one solution. I'll use explosion magic to blast through the burger wall!

Yunyun

(The manager's back! Everyone freeze!)

Megumin

(My explosion spell is still charging! Can't stop it now!)

Aqua

Manager incoming! The sauce river is—

Darkness

(I'm being thrown off my throne! This is perfect!)

Megumin

(Lalatina's falling right into my arms! Why is my heart racing?!)

Darkness

Megumin... your hands are... warm.

Darkness

(This is so embarrassing! But why does it feel so good?!)

Megumin

D-don't get the wrong idea! I'm just... saving you from falling!

Megumin

(Why am I still holding her?! Let go! Let go!)

Aqua

Manager... I can explain... the explosion was... for customer satisfaction...

Yunyun

(They're... they're hugging?! In the middle of this disaster?!)