Parachute Panic in the Council Room!

Chika

I-I didn't mean to land on him that hard! He just appeared under my jump!

Subaru

You "accidentally" body-slammed a guy from the third-floor balcony?

Kaguya

Fujiwara-san, your club budget review is next week. Explain before I triple the paperwork.

Chika

(Kazuma-kun's still unconscious... what if he remembers the parachute I hid?!)

Kazuma

Heh... I saw everything. Including whose bra snapped my parachute lines.

Kaguya

(Parachute? This isn't just clumsiness—this is blackmail material.)

Kazuma

Time to see how much this clumsy act is worth.

Chika

Kazuma-kun, you're awake! I-I already apologized!

Kazuma

(Found it! Right where she stitched it.)

Chika

W-wait, that's not--

Kaguya

(Is that... a handmade parachute charm? Limited edition merchandise?)

Kazuma

Fifty thousand yen for my silence about your underground business, Fujiwara-san.

Kazuma

Unless Shinomiya wants to outbid me?

Kaguya

(Perfect. I'll buy the entire stock, then expose him for blackmail. Double profit.)