A Pimp vs A 304 vs A Trick Parody

Kazuma

I've built an empire on these streets. These girls know who's running the game.

Aqua

Oh please, you're talking to a goddess who literally turned tricks for wine money. Don't act like you're the only player in town.

Jin-Woo

One million, two hundred thousand. That's what I've invested in... services. And I've got the receipts to prove it.

Kazuma

A million? That's cute. I've had Aqua here working corners that made more than that last quarter.

Jin-Woo

Shadow soldiers. Recording booth. Now. This interview just became a negotiation.

Aqua

(Wait, is that his actual power? This isn't just trash talk anymore...)

Kazuma

Girls line up for my protection. They know Kazuma's brand means steady cash flow.

Aqua

Right, because nothing screams "protection" like taking fifty percent off the top while I bless the streets with holy water.

Jin-Woo

One point two million, and counting. I keep the economy flowing, one transaction at a time.

Kazuma

That's why I love tricks like Sung. He keeps guys like me in business.

Jin-Woo

It ain't tricking if you got it. Better than those smelly fat fan girls.

Aqua

Is that all we are to you, Sung? A getaway?

Kazuma

Damn bro. I didn't know you were so hard pressed.

Jin-Woo

Aqua, you looking hella cute there. Wanna ride with me?

Aqua

SAY WORD!

Jin-Woo

Aqua, that water trick you do? That's premium content right there. I need that next to me... in bed.

Aqua

Oh, you like them tricks? Honey, I got the moves to make a man never want to leave.

Kazuma

Hey, hey, hey. She's under my management. Back off, pretty boy.

Kazuma

Speaking of family, how's your sister doing? Heard she's got that S-rank potential... in the market. I need that in my stable.

Jin-Woo

Back off Jin-Ah! She's off limits.

Jin-Woo

I will end you if you go near her.

Kazuma

Nah man, Jin-Ah can be choose. I got game for days and she can keep a pimp like me paid.

Aqua

(Perfect. Let them fight over territory while I collect the real offering.)

Aqua

Boys, boys. Why fight when you could both be my... devotees? I've got divine services that would make you both very happy.

Kazuma

Shut up, ho! A pimp is spitting some real talk here.

Jin-Woo

(He crossed the line. Jin-Ah is sacred.)

Kazuma

What's wrong, pretty boy? Can't handle the truth about your sister's market value?

Kazuma

(Street rules, baby. Always protect your business.)

Jin-Woo

(The shadows... they're not responding...)

Aqua

(This wasn't part of the divine plan...)

Kazuma

That's how a real pimp handles business. Jin-Ah's working my corners tonight, and there's nothing you shadow punks can do about it.

Jin-Woo

(My powers... sealed in this human form... Jin-Ah...)

Aqua

Damn Kazuma, you really turned Jin-Ah out. I'm shook.