Milkaholic

Tomoko

(Just one more carton... the calcium will make everything better...)

Taiga

She's been chugging milk for twenty minutes straight. This isn't normal.

Ashley

Tomoko, what the hell? You're literally building a milk carton pyramid.

Tomoko

I-it's called milkmaxxing! The internet said it would fix my social anxiety!

Konata

Oh god, she actually fell for that 4chan meme. Classic Tomoko move.

Konata

(Wait... I was the one who posted that fake milkmaxxing thread as a joke...)

Tomoko

I think I'm gonna be sick... why is everything spinning...?

Ashley

Konata, what did you do? Tomoko's about to hurl milk everywhere!