Deku Finally Stands Up For Himself

Naruto

Twenty years later and they STILL think I'm into Sasuke. Like, bro, I married Hinata!

Ichigo

At least you married someone. These fans keep shipping me with Rukia like she's not basically my sister.

Goku

Try being forced to fight heroes you actually respect. Superman doesn't even USE ki, why would I want to fight him?

Deku

Maybe fans just want to see their favorite characters interact? Cross-universe battles are exciting!

Naruto

Says the guy whose fans write him getting kidnapped by villains every other week.

Ichigo

Or how about that beach episode fanart where you're wearing a bunny suit?

Deku

(Wait, how do they know about that...?)

Goku

Hey, remember when All Might's secret identity got leaked and your fans drew him as your dad?

Naruto

Should we tweet these bunny suit pics to All Might? I'm sure he'd love to see his successor's... creative fanart.

Naruto

Deku, you need to stop crying so much. Its embarrassing.

Ichigo

Naruto stop clowning the boy. I'm laughing too hard...

Goku

I don't know why I'm wearing these glasses!!!

Deku

Maybe fans just want to see their favorite heroes interact across universes?

Deku

Naruto spent three whole years chasing Sasuke instead of courting Hinata.

Deku

Ichigo's so fruity they call him strawberry. Even more fruit than Naruto's orange.

Deku

Goku's illiterate ass should be thankful anyone thinks about his overrated self at all.

Naruto

I'm calling All Might you've gone too far.

Ichigo

I'm a strawberry? You're a whole ass fruit basket Deku. Looking like sour grapes after you didn't become the top hero.

Deku

At least my show didn't overstay its welcome.

Goku

Deku, don't make me smack you.

Deku

At least my dad didn't abandon me to go train some random kid in space.

Goku

Watch your mouth, kid.

Deku

Boruto's got daddy issues because his dad's too busy being Hokage to notice his son became a terrorist with a horrid spin off show.

Naruto

Take that back about my son.

Deku

Bleach is just Yu Yu Hakusho with prettier girls. Without Rukia and Orihime, you'd be discount Yusuke.

Ichigo

The hell did you just say about my manga?

Deku

(Wait until the fans hear what these three really think about their own shows...)

Naruto

Delete that recording NOW.

Goku

Too late. I think he hit send.

Deku

Well gentlemen, enjoy explaining to your fanbases why you hate them. I'm out.

Naruto

I deeply regret my comments about my fans...

Ichigo

Rukia is a valued nakama and I respect all fan interpretations...

Goku

Superman is an honorable warrior and I would never disparage him... I wouldn't mind fighting him. I'm just banned from Metropolis.

Naruto

(Why are there so many cameras? This is worse than the war...)

Ichigo

No, I didn't mean to insult the Bleach fandom!

Goku

(The chat is moving too fast... they're all laughing at us)

Deku

(Wait until they see this goes viral on HeroTube...)

Naruto

DEKU! YOU'RE BEHIND THIS LIVESTREAM!

Deku

Hashtag #SorryNotSorry! Later, losers!

Goku

I should have stayed streaming on Kick with Rampage Jackson instead.