Cultivation Expansion Fail
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Nami
Hurry up, Yuji! Those plants won't water themselves, boy!
Yuji
Yes, Nami-san... but this is literally the 50th plant today...
17
Hold it right there. This is a restricted area. Where's your cultivation permit?
Nami
Permit? Oh, that... I must have left it in my other bikini!
17
This boy looks like he's about to collapse. Are you exploiting him as cheap labor?
Yuji
(I just wanted to learn navigation... how did it come to this...)
Nami
How about we keep this between us? This envelope says "thank you" in berries.
17
No, I can't overlook this.
Nami
(Wildlife sanctuary?! That means I have to let animals eat my profits!)
Nami
Come on, ranger-kun~ Surely a handsome man like you knows how to... overlook certain things?
17
Not interested. Happily married with three kids.
Nami
(WHAT?! Three kids?!)
17
Plus, you're not even that cute. Looking kinda dusty out here, girl.
Nami
This is YOUR fault, Yuji! You couldn't even look properly exhausted!
Yuji
(I literally collapsed from exhaustion... what more does she want?)
17
This whole plantation is being converted to a wildlife sanctuary. Starting tomorrow, these plants will feed endangered butterflies.
Nami
HEY! I worked hard on smuggling these Marijuana seeds here. I will not have them wasted on feeding "nature."
17
I'm shutting this down, you better get lost from here.
17
(Straw Hat Pirates... 66 million berry bounty...)
Nami
(How did he find out? I need to disappear NOW! Time to go...)
17
Cat Burglar Nami, you're under arrest for illegal cultivation and being a wanted pirate.
Yuji
Wait, what about me? Can I go home now?
Nami
Bye Yuji. Thanks for the free labor sucker.
Yuji
(She's... abandoning me?)
17
Yuji, stop crying. I'll rescue you. Just promise me you'll raise your standards for women.
Nami
Hey! I'm a high value bitch!
Yuji
At least I don't have to plant anymore.
Nami
(That ranger's distracted with Yuji... perfect!)
17
(She really thinks I can't see her?)
Nami
Time to set sail! See you never big head!!!
17
(Let's see how fast that pirate ship really is)
Nami
Too slow, ranger! I'm the fastest thief on the Grand Line!
17
(One warning shot)
Nami
MY SHIP!!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THIS DAMN BOAT OFF OF TEMU!!!
17
Cat Burglar Nami, you're under arrest. And those butterflies thank you for their new sanctuary.
Nami
(Sixty-six million berries... and I lose it to butterflies...)