A Short Circuit Of Love

Eggman

Please! I've booked you thirty-seven times! I need you in my life!

18

I told you - I'm married! My husband's a cop and my daughter's waiting at home!

Sonic

Wow Eggman, getting rejected by an escort? That's a new low even for you!

Eggman

(All those late-night trysts... she said I was her favorite client...)

Amy

There there, Doctor. Maybe try dating someone who isn't paid to be nice to you?

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Oh, that's my husband. He's outside. You might want to leave before he sees you bothering me.

Sonic

Better run Eggman! Cop husband incoming!

Eggman

(This is worse than when Sonic destroyed my Death Egg!)

Sonic

Still crying over that escort, Egg-head? She played you like a slot machine!

Eggman

She said I was special... that we had a connection...

Amy

Doctor, you haven't left this lab in three days. You need professional help.

Sonic

Look at yourself! The great Dr. Eggman, defeated by a pretty face and a cop husband!

Eggman

(My robots never betrayed me... maybe I should build a perfect android wife...)

Amy

Doctor, I'll help you through this. But first, you need to delete her number from your phone.

Eggman

But what if she calls me back? What if she leaves her husband? (Sonic: Boy please you know you ugly!)

Eggman

Just one more adjustment... she'll be perfect this time...

Amy

Doctor, you haven't eaten in days. Look at yourself - you're wasting away!

Eggman

Don't you see? With your consciousness inside her, she'll finally love me!

Amy

(The transfer beam - it's pulling me toward the android body!)

Sonic

Let her go, Eggman! I swear I'll-

Eggman

Too late! Meet your new sister-wife, Sonic!

Sonic

(Amy's gone. He took her. He deserves this.)

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Threat detected. Protecting creator. Eliminating hostile.

Amy

What... what happened? Why is the replica in pieces?

Eggman

The transfer failed and the replica shorted after I got shot. I knew I shouldn't have ordered the parts from alibaba.

Amy

You tried to steal my body?! You pathetic, desperate man!

Amy

I should crush your remaining knee! I should let Sonic murk your ass!

Sonic

I'd be glad to oblige Amy, step aside.

Eggman

(She's really going to let him kill me... after everything...)

18

Drop the weapon, hedgehog. I've had enough of your vigilante nonsense.

Sonic

(She's protecting him? After what he did to Amy?)

18

Relax, he's my best customer. Rent's due tomorrow, and dead clients don't tip.

18

Besides, nobody ruins my business reputation except me. Dr Eggman you naughty boy. Get over here, its time for your punishment!