The Bathing Company

Uzumaki Naruto

Wh-what the heck?! Someone's already here!

Lisa

Oh my, a visitor? Come now, there's plenty of room.

Uzumaki Naruto

W-wait a minute! This isn't what I meant to—!

Lisa

Such a shy ninja... Relax, I don't bite.

Lisa

Unless you want me to, that is.

Uzumaki Naruto

M-ma'am, I think there's been a misunderstanding! I just wanted to—

Uzumaki Naruto

(Think Naruto, think! What would Kakashi-sensei do?)

Lisa

Such interesting chakra patterns... You're not from around here, are you?

Uzumaki Naruto

How do you know about chakra?! Wait, where am I even?!

Lisa

Oh dear, you really are lost. Perhaps we should start with introductions?