Yuno's Fake Cancer Love Test

Yuno

Yuki... you're really here... I can't believe it...

Yukiteru

Yuno... there's something I need to tell you...

Yukiteru

The doctors... they found something. It's cancer. They're saying its terminal.

Yuno

(No... not Yuki... not my Yuki...)

Yuno

I don't care what it takes. I'll make every day count. I'll make you happy, Yuki.

Yukiteru

Yuno... there's more. The cancer... it's killing me to see you so sad.

Yuno

But what'll life be without you?

Yukiteru

Just be with me, until the bitter end.

Yuno

Alright then my Yuki. I'll stand by you.

Yuno

Stay close to me, Yuki. These aisles are full of predators.

Yukiteru

Yuno... we just need milk and bread. This is the third store today.

Yuno

These chestnuts are LAZY! They just sit there getting moldy while good people like Yuki get sick!

Yuno

This instant ramen has suspicious MSG levels. It's probably cancer in disguise!

Yukiteru

(That elderly woman is just buying vegetables...)

Yuno

You! Don't think I don't see you looking at my Yuki! He's MINE and he's DYING!

Yukiteru

Yuno... I can't... breathe...

Yuno

YUKI! Someone call an ambulance! My Yuki needs help!

Yukiteru

Yuno... all this... over organic vegetables?

Yuno

(Every germ could kill Yuki... must make it perfect...)

Yukiteru

Yuno... the floor is breaking apart...

Yuno

(This recipe says dragon fruit cures everything... but where do I find dragon fruit at 2 AM?)

Yukiteru

Yuno... that's the fifth pot you've ruined this week...

Yuno

The internet LIED! This 'miracle cure' is just expensive sugar water!

Yukiteru

Come here... just sit with me for a minute.

Yuno

(I can't lose him... I'll do anything... even if it means...)

Yukiteru

Yuno... I love you.

Yuno

Oh Yuki....

Yukiteru

(The pain is finally fading...)

Yuno

Please... any god listening... take me instead...

Yukiteru

Yuno... thank you... for everything...

Yuno

(No no no... don't leave me alone...)

Yuno

If hell is where you are... then hell is where I'll go...

Yukiteru

OH C'MON!!!!!!! REALLY???

Yuno

Yuki! We're together forever now...

Yukiteru

...I should've known this would happen. Damn it, fine Yuno get over here. I'm needy again...