DP Talk #6 The One Punch Man

Deadpool

Hello readers, it's been a while hasn't it? In today's shit talk we have a guest appearance! Say hello to your favourite bald and robotic men.

Deadpool

Saitama and Genos! A seems to have lost motivation for some reason so I'll carry his legacy with me! So fuckers what's up?

Saitama

(Why is there a guy in a red suit talking to air?..) Genos, do you know this guy?

Deadpool

Saitama-sensei! It's me! Your #1 Fan! But screw Genos. One Lunch Man is peak btw so congrats on S3 coming soon! Oh wait, you don't know you're a show.

Deadpool

I got a question, is it cause we're strong because we're bald? Or is it me? Idk, cause I had cancer b4 my powers mutated(READ MY COMIC BY MARVEL YOU-)

Saitama

Dude, I'm literally just got back from trying to buy groceries on sale day. What are you on about?

Genos

Sensei! This guy is as strong as a S-class threat in your apartment! Or even worse, he may stronger than them!

Genos

This individual matches someone who can't die and won't shut up!

Deadpool

Hey Genos, my boy! Definitely wasn't shit talking you earlier btw. Anyways you're absolutely right! Technology sucks revealing personal info like that

Deadpool

Geno you Pervert! I didn't even tell you about myself and your using Government satellites to know who tf I am? Now that's just shit.

Saitama

Hey Genos, you said he can't die right? There's no way that can happen, everything dies eventually. Now, let's get him out of my house.

Deadpool

Hm, if that's what you want Saitama-sensei, let's fight outside!

Deadpool

That's what the readers want right? (A: Ah now this is good fanservice) Oh you're back A, welcome.

Deadpool

(So this is what being space dust feels like. Pretty chill actually. Wasn't expecting him to use a serious punch though.)

Deadpool

Hey baldy, you mind? Some of us are trying to regenerate here.

Saitama

You're still alive! This is amazing! Finally, someone who can take a serious punch!

Saitama

Wait, where are we??? Where's Earth?

Genos

Sensei! The planet... it's gone! My body miraculously survived from the blast wave! (DP: Screw you plot armour)

Genos

How will we get back? How will we buy groceries on sale day?

Deadpool

Grocery shopping? Kid, you're floating in the cosmic void and you're worried about discount vegetables? Saitama really ruined you buddy.

Deadpool

And plus, now one gonna say anything about Genos not having robot arms? HE'S FULLY HUMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE ON WHATIF!

Saitama

You know what? This isn't so bad. No more sale days to stress about, no more rent to pay...

Saitama

Plus, I finally found someone I can't one-punch. This is the best day ever.

Deadpool

Plot twist! Look up, baldy. Ooh~ time's reversing~ and the Earth is reverting back to normal~

Deadpool

Well without Earth I can't do shit anyway and A can't make stories so I guess it's a win-win. See you in the next issue readers!

Saitama

(The Earth... it's putting itself back together?)

Saitama

Wait, does this mean I have to pay next month's rent after all? GODDAMN IT!