Sliver Moon revelation

Usagi

(Room 402. This is it.)

Usagi

Seiya, you better have a good explanation. Why are you bent over like that?

Seiko

Well, well. The little moon princess finally found us.

Seiya

Usagi, what the hell!!!!

Usagi

Momo told me everything! How long has this been going on between you two?

Seiko

It began when I used to be a man.

Seiya

SEIKO, SHUT UP!!!!

Seiko

You see, my dear... it was Seiya who sought me out again. He missed the kind of pressure I used to give him.

Usagi

What? Momo, didn't tell me...

Seiya

Usagi, run! This is no place for you.

Seiko

Let me tell you a story, princess. Once upon a time, I was a 300-pound man with a receding hairline.

Usagi

(What...?)

Seiko

And now? I'm everything you couldn't be. Tight. Elegant. Experienced.

Seiya

Usagi... I'm bisexual. I always have been. But when you had Chibi-Usa, everything changed. Seiko when he was Seiji was my sugar daddy.

Usagi

Our daughter...? What does Chibi-Usa have to do with this?

Seiya

You gained weight. You stopped being the woman I married. The woman I sang for.

Seiko

While you were getting stretch marks, I was perfecting this form. Seiya chose me twice, darling.

Usagi

I've been nothing but a good wife! I raised our daughter while you toured!

Seiko

(Time to show her what real power looks like...)

Usagi

You want to play games? I'm Sailor Moon. And you're under arrest for breaking hearts!

Usagi

I said you're under arrest!

Seiko

Usagi, you have no power here. Do what you do best and wolf down a donut like Homer. Seiya dear, let's give her a show.

Seiya

(Why does this still feel so right...?)

Seiko

S-Seiya you make me feel so young.

Usagi

You're so pathetic, Seiya! I can't believe I ever loved you!

Seiya

(She's right... I'm nothing without my music or my lies...)

Seiko

You want to talk about pathetic? You'll still go back to Seiya when its all said and done.

Usagi

I am not a cuck...

Seiko

Watch closely, princess. This is what he really wants.

Seiya

(It feels so wrong, but so right.)

Seiko

Tell her. Tell her how you longed for this. Let's show her our passion.

Usagi

(This isn't happening... this can't be real...)

Seiya

Ahhh... ahhhh... Seiko....

Seiko

There. He's all yours now. Hope you enjoyed the show, cuck.

Usagi

(I'm not... I can't...)

Seiya

Usagi, please... I still love you...

Usagi

(Some things can't be unseen...) Let's go home now Seiya... Chibi is waiting for us.