Muffin Murder Plot Foiled

Kirito

Ah crap. Why did I come through the back door?

Suguha

Oh! Oh! that's what she sai-

Suguha

*cough* *cough*

Kirito

(This is it, this is the icing on my cake! A lifetime of abuse from my sister brought to a sweet end by a single blue berrie muffin!)

Kirito

(All I have to do is nothing! As long as I don't hand her this life-saving juice that I'm currently giving her—NOOOOOOOOOO!)

Suguha

Gasp. I almost choked to death! thank you big bro! for the juice.

Kirito

Yep...