Fox-Faced Espresso Rebellion
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Musashi
Every single cup. Akagi's face smirking back at me.
Commander
It's just foam art, Musashi. Kaga's been practicing new techniques...
Kaga
(This pattern is statistically perfect. 47 attempts, 47 identical results.)
NJ
She's been doing this for three days straight. It's actually impressive.
Musashi
One more fox face in my coffee, and I'll demonstrate why I'm called the peerless battleship.
Kaga
(Pattern 48 complete. Initiating final phase.)
Commander
Kaga... why does every cup on the counter have Akagi's face now?
Kaga
(Data collection complete. Akagi will find these recordings most interesting.)
Musashi
Kaga. You have exactly three seconds to explain why there's a hidden camera in the coffee machine.