Pumpkin Spice Panic at Café Soul!

Ichigo

(Three customers, all wearing the same intense expression. This isn't going to end well.)

Nobara

What do you mean you're OUT of pumpkin spice?

Nobara

I came here specifically for their seasonal blend!

Maki

My sister said this place had the best pumpkin spice in town.

Maki

You're telling me she lied?

Mei Mei

According to my calculations, you should have enough inventory for another week.

Mei Mei

Unless someone's been skimming supplies.

Ichigo

(They're cornering me like I'm some kind of pumpkin spice criminal!)

Nobara

Well then, barista boy. Guess we'll have to fuck this café up until we get what we deserve!!!

Ichigo

(They're heading for the kitchen. With a HAMMER. My manager's going to kill me!)

Nobara

No pumpkin spice, no peace!

Maki

Tell me where you're hiding the real stash!

Ichigo

(This can't be happening. I'm going to die over pumpkin spice...)

Mei Mei

Property damage: ¥2.3 million. Emotional damages: Priceless.

Nobara

This'll cover my emotional trauma from your false advertising!

Ichigo

(Please, someone save me. I'd rather fight Hollows than deal with these psychos...)

Maki

Found it! The secret pumpkin stash!

Mei Mei

Smile, barista. This footage will make excellent blackmail material.

Ichigo

Wait! That pumpkin spice expired three months ago!

Maki

Expiration dates are just suggestions.

Maki

My insides... they're doing the Macarena...

Nobara

You poisoned my friend with your cursed coffee!

Ichigo

(This is my chance! Gotta get out before—)

Mei Mei

Going somewhere, barista boy?

Ichigo

(Of course she had a trap ready. These customers are worse than any Hollow...)

Mei Mei

Medical expenses for food poisoning: ¥500,000. Property damage: ¥3 million. Sign here and we'll call it even.

Ichigo

(Dangling like a caught Hollow while these psychos negotiate my life over coffee...)

Mei Mei

Sign the debt contract, barista. My time is expensive.

Ichigo

(These papers are going straight to hell!)

Ichigo

Eat my contract, money-grubbing witch!

Ichigo

(Bankai training was easier than this...)

Nobara

Get back here and pay your debts!

Ichigo

(Almost free! Just a few more steps—)

Maki

Maki! Look! Fresh pumpkin spice delivery!

Ichigo

(No... no no no! I'm free but they'll never let me go now!)

Nobara

Change of plans, barista boy! You're making us ALL the pumpkin spice we want!

Ichigo

(From Hollow slayer to pumpkin spice slave... my life is over.)