Piccolo's First Date Hike

Piccolo

(Why did I agree to this? A nature hike... with a human...)

Chun-Li

So... uh... nice weather for hiking, right?

Piccolo

I... don't usually do this. The whole... social thing.

Chun-Li

You know what? That makes two of us.

Chun-Li

But 18 said you needed someone to talk to. I'm a good listener.

Piccolo

(She's not running away...)

18

(This is actually working? Wait until I tell Krillin about this...)

Chun-Li

Come on, green bean. Let's see if you can keep up with these legs.

Piccolo

(Maybe... just maybe...)

Chun-Li

Almost there! This place is my secret spot.

Piccolo

(She trusts me enough to show me this...)

18

Psst, green man! Time to make your move. Compliment her or something!

Piccolo

(What am I supposed to say?)

Chun-Li

Whoa!

Piccolo

(She's... so close...)

18

(OH MY GOD THEY'RE ACTUALLY...!)

Chun-Li

Um... thanks for catching me.

Piccolo

(Why can't I let go?)

Chun-Li

What's that... buzzing sound?

Piccolo

(Oh no... the earpiece!)

Chun-Li

You've been getting COACHED this whole time?!

18

Dammit! He blew our cover!

Piccolo

I... I should go. This was a mistake.

Chun-Li

Wait... it's actually kind of sweet.

Chun-Li

You wanted advice? How about this for a move?

Piccolo

(I... can't breathe... but strangely don't want to escape...)

18

(Krillin is NEVER going to believe this...)

Chun-Li

Race you to the top, green bean.

Piccolo

You're on, thunder thighs.

Chun-Li

Hyah! Lightfang Kick!

Piccolo

(Her form's actually impressive...)

Chun-Li

Got you!

Piccolo

(Why is my heart racing...)

Chun-Li

Close your eyes.

Piccolo

(What's happening...)

18

(She's actually... with... Piccolo?!)

Chun-Li

18, stop stalking us. He's mine now. (Thanks for setting us up though.)