Forged certificate

Doctor

Amiya, what's this document you're holding behind your back?

Amiya

Doctor, this is just a simple form! You sign things all the time, right? no need to read it just sign it.

Amiya

(Just need him to sign before he reads the title...)

Doctor

Wait a minute. This is a marriage certificate, Amiya! And my name is already printed here!

Amiya

Well, I may have gotten creative with the paperwork... but i need a husband someday!

Doctor

(She's giving me that adorable look in her eyes! must...resist!)

Amiya

Just one signature and we're legally bound! Think of the future!

Doctor

(If I can just get to the emergency document stamp...)

Amiya

Doctor, that's the REJECTED stamp! You just voided my perfectly forged marriage certificate!

Doctor

Amiya, even if I wanted this. Kaltsit would no doubt literally murder me if i approved it.

Amiya

Hmph! hiding behind death threats is so cowardly of you doctor.