Android 18's Eternal Youth Drama
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Prince
Tch. That android has better combat instincts than most warriors I've faced. Not to mention she's so stunning. Damn, Krillin for marrying her.
Piccolo
Her efficiency in battle... it's admirable. Unlike anything I've encountered.
Piccolo
(Such precision... such grace. When did I start noticing these things?)
Prince
At least she doesn't complain about wrinkles every five minutes. Bulma's starting to look like a shriveled saibaman.
Bulma
SHRIVELED?! I've been taking experimental youth serums from that Maomao girl! THREE HUNDRED ZENI PER VIAL!
Bulma
Maybe I'll go find someone who appreciates expensive anti-aging potions!
18
(Two former enemies fighting over me? And I don't even age. This never gets old.)
Prince
(Kakarot was right. Earth women are nothing but trouble.)
Piccolo
(Perhaps being alone isn't the worst fate. At least I don't need anti-aging cream.)
Piccolo
How did Krillin manage to win someone like you? The man can barely keep up in a fight.
18
Oh, so now you're both suddenly interested because of how I look in a fight?
18
Typical. You see a pretty face and suddenly forget I've been Android because neither of you bothered to stop Dr Gero.
Prince
I'm the Prince of all Saiyans! My standards are naturally higher than—
18
Prince? You mean the vertically challenged guy with the receding hairline? Please.
Prince
(My hairline... not the widow's peak...)
18
Maybe next time don't judge women by their appearance. Krillin won me over by treating me like a person, not a trophy.
Piccolo
(Note to self: never ask relationship advice from a married man who insults his wife.)
Prince
(Is it really receding? Kakarot never mentioned...)
Bulma
(Three hundred zeni per vial and he still calls me shriveled...)
Prince
(This is worse than facing Frieza. At least he just tried to kill me.)
Prince
Woman... I... the Prince of all Saiyans... apologizes.
Bulma
Prove it. Words are cheap, Vegeta.
Prince
(Kakarot's wife makes him do this. How did the clown become the smart one?)
Bulma
Oh... that's... actually not terrible.
Piccolo
(Is this what attachment feels like? This... emptiness when she's not around?)
18
You know... for someone who claims to be a loner, you spend an awful lot of time thinking about me.
Piccolo
(Why does my heart rate increase around her? This is illogical.)
Piccolo
(Someone who understands silence... who doesn't fear my power...)
18
So... green skin doesn't bother you? Most Earth women seem intimidated.
Piccolo
Strength isn't about appearance. She'd need to match my intensity... understand the warrior's path.
18
(Perfect. She'll definitely match his intensity...) I think I have someone for you.
Prince
Woman, these pancakes are perfectly symmetrical! Stop taking pictures!
#DomesticatedPrince #VegetaServesMeBreakfast #WhoWearsTheSaiyanArmorNow
Prince
(Three thousand likes... and Kakarot commented 'LOL PRINCE OF HOUSEWORK')
18
(Let's see how the mighty Namekian handles a Saiyan woman who can actually keep up.)
Piccolo
Uhh 18... Who's this?
18
I think Piccolo's gonna be in for good shock. Ha ha ha, I should do this more often.