a day at the cafe

Rem

(Table 3 has a demon slayer and a model... what are the odds?)

Takagi

Hey Rem-chan, ever served a demon slayer AND a magazine model in the same shift?

Rem

(The tray... it's falling...)

Mitsuri

Waaah! The maid dropped the drinks! This is just like in shoujo manga!

Anna

(This is why I hate going out... everyone's staring...)

Mitsuri

Don't worry, maid-san! In the Love Hashira's presence, even spilled drinks become happy accidents!

Takagi

(Yamada-san's reaction was worth the mess... wonder if she'll notice I got her in the shot too)

Rem

I-I'm so sorry! I'll bring new drinks right away, and they're on the house!

Anna

(Why did I have to sit right where the tray fell...)

Rem

I'll clean this up right away and—

Anna

(My hood—?!)

Takagi

Yamada-san's twin braids! They're even more perfect than in the magazines!

Mitsuri

Aaaah! The model's secret hairstyle revealed! This is better than any manga!

Anna

S-stop taking pictures! I'm not... I'm not a model today!

Takagi

(She's even cuter when she's angry... this is going viral for sure)

Rem

Um... should I take a new photo for everyone to commemorate this special day?

Takagi

Just one more shot of Yamada-san's surprised face—

Mitsuri

(The glass... it's falling toward me!)

Takagi

(Not the parfait too—)

Mitsuri

Got it! ...Oh no it spilled

Anna

(Her beautiful kimono... ruined by dessert...)

Rem

I-I'll get towels! And a new parfait! And—

Mitsuri

Mmm! This actually tastes better as a hat than a dessert!

Takagi

(The Love Hashira wearing dessert... this is going to break the internet)

Anna

You two are... actually kind of cool. Mind if I join your chaos?

Mitsuri

(Why is everything suddenly dark?)

Takagi

Wait, wait—don't move—

Mitsuri

(I can't see anything!)

Takagi

My phone—noooo!

Anna

(What just—)

Mitsuri

Ah! I can see again! Wait... where's Takagi-chan's phone?

Anna

(It's... it's recording... and it's still on...)

Takagi

Yamada-san... you wouldn't happen to have seen my phone, would you? It's still recording...

Rem

(The Love Hashira's phone... in the model's pouch... this could be interesting...)