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Konata
(Perfect timing... While everyone thinks I'm just reading manga, I'm actually gathering intel on everyone's quirks.)
Soundwave
Today we have a special announcement. The cultural festival requires each class to perform something unique.
Froppy
Ribbit! Our class could do a hero training demonstration!
Sonic
A demonstration? How about a ninja skills showcase instead? I'll prove I'm the fastest in this school.
Konata
Wait wait wait! What if we combine everything into an anime convention battle royale? Cosplay plus powers plus ninja skills!
Soundwave
Interesting proposals. But I've already submitted our class entry... as a maid café staffed entirely by the boys.
Sonic
(M-maid café? Me in a maid outfit? This is worse than any battle...)
Konata
This is going to be the best cultural festival ever. I need photographic evidence of Sonic in a maid dress!
Froppy
Ribbit! No unauthorized photos during class time!
Konata
My phone! That has six years of blackmail material!
Soundwave
(The device is reading the phone's data stream... this is unexpected.)
Soundwave
System analyzing... audio file detected. Playing... "kero-chan remix"?
Sonic
Turn it off! This is psychological warfare!
Konata
(The phone's still recording... and now I have footage of Sonic's reaction to the frog remix!)
Soundwave
Interesting. The audio file is broadcasting to the entire school's PA system.
Froppy
(The whole school is hearing my voice saying "ribbit" on loop...)
Froppy
Ribbit-test, ribbit-test! The whole school needs to hear this!
Konata
(Froggy Takeover LIVE? My stream's already got 2,000 viewers?!)
Soundwave
System error... frog.exe has... ribbit... taken control...
Sonic
(Why... is... each... hop... taking... forever...)
Froppy
Join the rhythm! Feel the pond! Ribbit with me!
Konata
(50,000 viewers and climbing! The principal just donated $500 to keep it going!)
Soundwave
The frog frequency... it's opening a portal... in the floor... ribbit...
Sonic
(Is that... a giant frog... with Sonic's headband...?)
Froppy
Ribbit?! My tongue... it's moving on its own!
Konata
(This is legendary! A giant frog cosplaying as Sonic? The internet will explode!)
Sonic
(The headband... it's being absorbed... into the frog's forehead...)
Soundwave
The audio frequency is creating a resonance cascade... we're losing control of reality!
Froppy
Feel the rhythm! Ribbit! The Naruto run theme in F-sharp!
Konata
Attention viewers! Every ribbit now translates to an otaku trivia question! First prize: a date with frog-Sonic!
Sonic
(My ninja reputation... reduced to a game show prize...)
Soundwave
Fascinating. The portal is stabilizing... into a permanent dimensional rift shaped like a frog's eye.