Millennial Cheesecake Meltdown

Frieren

This slice has aged for exactly one thousand years. The mana preservation is perfect.

Deku

Your mana signature is completely different from any quirk I've analyzed! How do you channel it without visible pathways?

Fern

Midoriya-san, please just eat the cheesecake before it gets cold. Master-sama has been waiting centuries for this moment.

Chief

Detecting massive mana spike from the elf's direction. This isn't standard magic.

Frieren

Oh dear. The cheesecake's preservation spell is reacting to your scanner. How wonderfully unexpected.

Deku

(If I can just analyze this mana pattern, it could revolutionize quirk theory!)

Fern

Master-sama! The preservation spell is destabilizing!

Frieren

A thousand years aging in a single moment. Perhaps this is what the cheesecake truly wanted.

Deku

(The mana... it's rewriting the fundamental laws of decay. This isn't magic—it's something entirely different.)

Chief

System can't classify this phenomenon. Recommend immediate extraction.