Canon sans glaze

Saitama

Finally, someone who might give me a challenge.

Sans

you really wanna have a bad time, huh?

Saitama

(Let's see if this skeleton can take a serious punch.)

Sans

guess you don't know about shortcuts.

Saitama

This is actually... fun?

Saitama

(I... lost?)

Sans

don't worry. you'll get another chance. maybe.

Saitama

(That skeleton... he barely lifted a finger and I lost? How?)

Sans

heh. you're still trying to figure it out, aren't ya?

Saitama

I need a rematch. Right now.

Sans

nah. not yet. you've got something more important to deal with first.

Saitama

What the—

Sans

consider this a rain check. that coupon's gonna expire soon though.

Saitama

(Half-price udon... and a rematch? What kind of victory condition is this?)

Saitama

Guess I'm eating udon... then finding that lazy skeleton again.