Roommates with Targets

Yoko

My sniper rifle's been tampered with. The scope's zeroed completely off.

Tachyon

Maybe someone moved it while cleaning? We did agree to rotate chores...

Lucy

Tampering requires access. Agnes, you've been in everyone's rooms "organizing" our schedules.

Sword Maiden

Perhaps we should investigate who benefits from a roommate unable to shoot straight.

Tachyon

(The race tomorrow - if Yoko's distracted by her rifle, she won't notice my betting data...)

Lucy

Found it. Someone's been selling our security schedules on the dark web. Agnes, your phone's been pinging that server every morning at 6 AM.

Yoko

The scope's fixed now. Lucky for us, I always keep a backup zero. Agnes, want to place a bet on whether I can hit a server from here?

Tachyon

(The server isn't the only thing that's about to crash...)