Tifa's Booty Warrior Raid
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Tifa
Oh Cloud~ I been waitin' for you all day, baby.
Cloud
T-Tifa? What are you doing?
Barret
Girl's finally lost it! This better than pay-per-view!
Tifa
You know what I'm lookin' for, Cloud. I likes ya and I wants ya. We could do this the easy way or the hard way.
Aerith
Tifa, maybe we should go about this... differently?
Cloud
(This is definitely about the Honey Bee Inn incident...)
Tifa
You gonna give it up easy, or do I gotta take what I want?
Cloud
W-wait! Tifa, I'm still sore from the other day. Please...
Barret
Boy runnin' scared! Tifa, you a damn menace!
Aerith
(I need to stop this, but I can't. I got flowers to deliver.)
Tifa
This here? This is mine now.
Cloud
(She's not actually going to— Hey that's my-)
Tifa
Go on, Cloud. Say something. I dare you.
Cloud
I... I don't think this is appropriate, Tifa.
Barret
Gotta document this for posterity. "Day 47: Subject still hasn't learned to assert dominance."
Aerith
Cloud, why do you let her treat you like a rare materia?
Cloud
I can't say just yet.
Tifa
(Wait... is Aeirth catching on?)
Barret
Hold up! What's really going on here?
Aerith
Cloud, that card in your pocket. What is it?
Cloud
It's nothing important.
Barret
Boy, you better start talking. What's with all the secrets?
Cloud
(They can't know. Not like this.)
Aerith
Then let me see it myself.
Cloud
(No!)
Tifa
Oh my Gaia!
Barret
Couples therapy? Y'all been going to therapy together?
Cloud
She thought roleplaying would help me open up. I just... didn't want anyone to know.
Aerith
(The things we do for love... and mental health.)
Tifa
Dr. Martinez said taking charge would help Cloud communicate better with me.
Cloud
I... I didn't expect you to go full Fleece Johnson, Tifa. I liked it though.
Tifa
But you like it when I get aggressive, don't you?
Cloud
Yeah....
Aerith
You two couldn't just ask for advice? We've been friends longer than your therapist.
Barret
Man, I thought Cloud was just being weird! Turns out y'all role playing.
Tifa
Next round's on me. For putting up with our weird therapy homework.
Aerith
To Cloud finally learning to use his words. And Tifa learning subtlety isn't always the answer.
Cloud
(Maybe being vulnerable isn't so bad... when you have people who care enough to chase you across the bar.)