All-You-Can-Sue: Saiyan vs. Chef
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Edgeworth
Case 2024-B-0047. Son Goku versus Nakiri Erina. The charge: unlawful expulsion from an all-you-can-eat establishment.
Erina
Your Honor, this man consumed 347 plates. Three hundred forty-seven. That's not dining, that's a natural disaster.
Goku
But it said "all you can eat"! I can eat a lot!
Gohan
(Why did I agree to defend Dad in court...)
Gohan
Your Honor, the defendant's capacity shouldn't invalidate a contract's plain language.
Erina
He ate my entire week's supply of wagyu! Look at these security photos!
Goku
They had really good meat. I was still hungry though.
Edgeworth
(347 plates... that's physically impossible for any human...)
Goku
Oh! I forgot to mention - I'm not human. I'm a Saiyan!
Edgeworth
(What kind of case have I been assigned to...)
Erina
Your Honor, Exhibit A. Security footage from my restaurant.
Goku
Those were some good plates! I counted them too!
Erina
Look at this carnage! He ate seventeen whole turkeys in one sitting!
Gohan
(Dad, please stop smiling like that's an achievement...)
Goku
I was getting warmed up! The sign didn't say "all you SHOULD eat"!
Edgeworth
(I went to law school for this...)
Erina
Ah, but the fine print! Clause 7b: "Management reserves right to eject disruptive diners."
Goku
(I didn't know saiyans could be disruptive by eating...)
Gohan
Your Honor, my father may be... enthusiastic about food, but that's not disruption!
Edgeworth
(How do I rule on Saiyan appetite law...)
Goku
But I already paid for everything! Here's the receipt for the 347 plates!
Erina
Money?! You think money fixes the art you destroyed?!
Erina
I spent years perfecting my wagyu aging technique! You inhaled it like vacuum cleaner!
Erina
Do you know what it means to refine a dish until it sings? To coax flavor from ingredients like conducting symphony?!
Erina
You reduced my life's work to mere "plate number 247!"
Gohan
But he paid you! My dad might be... excessive, but the transaction was completed!
Erina
Life isn't measured in zenny! Some things transcend monetary value!
Erina
My culinary soul was violated that day!
Goku
(Maybe I did eat too fast...)
Goku
I... I didn't know food could be someone's soul...
Erina
You... you actually understand?
Edgeworth
(Is this a legal proceeding or a cooking show?)
Goku
How about I help you cook instead? I eat a lot, but I learn fast!
Erina
(Is the Saiyan asking to be my apprentice?!)
Edgeworth
Order! This court will now render its verdict in the matter of Son Goku versus Nakiri Erina.
Goku
(Maybe I'll get to eat there again...)
Edgeworth
While the contract did specify 'all you can eat,' the court finds that 347 plates exceeds reasonable interpretation.
Edgeworth
However, the expulsion was handled improperly.
Erina
(What's the ruling...?)
Edgeworth
Judgment: The defendant is entitled to a 50% refund on their final bill. However...
Edgeworth
Son Goku is hereby banned from filing any new lawsuits for one full year.
Gohan
(Finally... it's over...)
Erina
I'm taking a vacation. Maybe Italy. Or France. Anywhere without Saiyans.
Goku
Wait! Does this mean I can't visit your restaurant when you get back?
Erina
(Maybe I'll open a new restaurant... with a 10-plate limit...)
Gohan
(Note to self: never let Dad near legal documents again...)