Bald & Saiyan Veggie Bargain Hunt

Saitama

Forty thousand yen for cabbage? This is daylight robbery!

Genos

Master, I've located a farmer's market with significantly lower prices. Allow me to guide you.

Goku

(The squiggles on this paper don't make sense... but the vegetables look good!)

Chi-Chi

Goku! That's not how you write prices! Three tomatoes don't cost three million zeni!

Saitama

Hey, you guys selling vegetables? How much for the whole crate?

Goku

You want vegetables? I grew these myself! They're super strong vegetables!

Chi-Chi

(He just told the bald guy our vegetables will make him stronger... this isn't going well...)

Saitama

(This radish... it's glowing with an insane amount of energy. What kind of fertilizer did they use?)

Goku

These aren't just vegetables! They're senzu bean hybrids! One bite and you'll be full for days!

Chi-Chi

Fifty thousand yen. Final offer. These are premium senzu hybrid vegetables, not your supermarket garbage.

Saitama

Fifty thousand... that's my entire grocery budget for the month. There has to be a way to negotiate this down.

Genos

Lady Chi-Chi, according to my analysis, these vegetables contain 47% more nutrients than standard produce. However, the market rate suggests a 35% markup maximum.

Chi-Chi

You want me to sell vegetables that could feed a family for a week at a discount? Do you know how hard Goku works on that farm?

Goku

Oh no! The watering bucket—!

Genos

(System... error... water damage detected... core temperature rising...)

Saitama

Genos! Your circuits are frying! Chi-Chi, do you have a towel or something?

Chi-Chi

I am so sorry. Goku still needs house training.

Goku

Don't worry! The water actually makes them more potent! Here, try one—on the house!

Genos

(Master's groceries... my systems are compromised... I must maintain composure...)

Goku

I'm really sorry about your robot friend! I didn't mean to splash water everywhere!

Goku

Sometimes I forget not everyone's as durable as me!

Chi-Chi

Goku! How many times have I told you to be careful around electronics?!

Chi-Chi

Now look what you've done! These vegetables are soaked and their customer is probably traumatized!

Saitama

(The vegetables absorbed the water... actually increased their weight. This could work in my favor...)

Saitama

Look, your vegetables are waterlogged and my friend's circuits are fried. How about thirty thousand for the whole crate?

Saitama

That's considering the water damage and potential electrical repair costs.

Chi-Chi

Thirty thousand? The water makes them MORE valuable! They're like pre-washed organic produce!

Goku

(If I use a little ki to accelerate their growth, maybe they'll be worth the full price...)

Genos

Master! Energy readings are spiking! These vegetables... they're not just hybrids!

Genos

They're absorbing ambient ki and multiplying their nutritional value exponentially!

Saitama

(Glowing vegetables... unlimited food value... I can eat for months!)

Chi-Chi

Wait... the price... it's increasing with every second! These vegetables are worth a fortune now!

Chi-Chi

The price... it just jumped to ten million zeni! These vegetables are multiplying themselves!

Saitama

Tell you what - I'll give you forty thousand for the whole crate. That's fair, right?

Chi-Chi

Forty thousand it is. But you're getting the regular vegetables, not the ki-enhanced ones.

Goku

(I'll just quietly switch these back to normal ones... Chi-Chi doesn't need to know about the ki boost)

Genos

Master, the vegetables have been secured. My systems are stable at 87% efficiency.

Saitama

Nice doing business with you. I'm a hero for fun, by the way. You know, saving the world and stuff.

Goku

Hero for fun? That's cool! I used to defend Earth too. We should spar sometime!

Chi-Chi

(Those vegetables... they're still growing. And that bald guy... something about his energy feels completely ordinary yet terrifying)