Girl talk. Part 1

Sakura

I'm literally a medical ninja! How am I more useless than someone who just swings a hammer?

Nobara

At least my hammer doesn't need chakra to work. Plus, you cry every time Naruto looks at you.

Konata

Actually, you're both pretty useless compared to Fern over there.

Fern

(Why is she looking at me like that? I'm just washing dishes...)

Konata

She's got that whole mysterious magic girl vibe, plus she's actually competent. Total badass energy!

Fern

(My face is burning... why does this uniform feel so hot all of a sudden?)

Sakura

(Wait, why is Fern getting all flustered? Don't tell me she actually likes Konata's type...)

Nobara

(This is getting interesting. The quiet ones always have the most drama...)