Batmobile Bromance: Flirting & Flora

Gojo

Hey Bats, ever think about adding some RGB lighting to this thing? Maybe a little disco ball?

Dark Knight

Satoru, the Batmobile is not a toy. Stop touching the emergency flares.

Gojo

Oh wow, is that Poison Ivy? You're even prettier up close! Those vines really bring out your eyes!

Ivy

Well, aren't you a charming one? I usually prefer my men with more chlorophyll, but I'll make an exception.

Dark Knight

(This is exactly why I don't do team-ups.)

Ivy

You boys are cute, but I've got a date with Gotham's botanical gardens. Try not to miss me too much!

Gojo

Call me! I'll bring fertilizer!

Dark Knight

(Alfred was right. I should have just called Superman.)

Gojo

(Perfect lighting for a quick selfie with my new Gotham friend!)

Dark Knight

Put the phone away, Satoru. We're done here.

Gojo

Just one for the group chat! Say "limitless justice!"

Ivy

(Did this human just... oh dear, the entire greenhouse is going to see this.)

Gojo

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Dark Knight

DELETE. THAT. NOW.

Ivy

Actually... let me see that. I think this needs a little botanical enhancement.

Gojo

(Wait, my perfect ship just got kidnapped by plants?!)

Dark Knight

(Next time, I'm working with Flash. At least he only breaks the timeline.)