what the Taco

Saitama

Huh. That's new. Even for me.

Deadpool

TACO RAIN! This is better than chimichanga Tuesday!

Sans

guess reality decided to shell out some bad puns today.

Momonga

Interesting. The magical density of these tacos exceeds normal food-based precipitation.

Saitama

(Three days ago I punched a meteor. Today I'm catching lunch from the sky. What even is my life anymore.)

Deadpool

Guys? Why is that one taco... glowing purple and floating toward us menacingly?

Momonga

This isn't random magical interference. This taco... it's sentient.

Sans

(and here i thought today would be a lazy day. guess the universe had other plans...)

Sans

heh. guess i'm going with the flow.

Saitama

This is ridiculous. I just wanted groceries.

Deadpool

Up is down! Down is up! The tacos have unionized against physics!

Momonga

(This spatial distortion... someone's weaponizing lunch against us.)

Sans

hey. you noticing the pattern here? the tacos are forming something.

Saitama

(Three steps. I can end this in three steps. But...)

Momonga

The taco constellation... it's a summoning circle!

Deadpool

Plot twist! The real villain was the Taco Bell we summoned along the way!