Hairclips & Heartbeats: Eva x Moon

Asuka

Who keeps stealing my hair clips?! This is the third time this week!

Shinji

I-I didn't take them... maybe they just fell behind the lockers?

Mako

Looking for these? I borrowed them for my Senshi transformation sequence. They match my tiara perfectly. Shinji says he likes them better on me.

Asuka

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? SHINJI, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

Shinji

Asuka, look after Kaworu I needed more of that feminine dominant energy. Makoto just swept me off my feet.

Mako

Damn right I did. Since Sanji returned to the strawhats. I needed a new boy to play with.

Asuka

Boy toy!!??? You really think Shinji is ATTRACTIVE!!!!!????

Mako

You know what, Asuka? Shinji's been riding me. He needed someone to hold him down since Kaworu left.

Asuka

Her?! What the hell are you talking about, meatball head?!

Shinji

Makoto, you were supposed to keep this a secret.

Mako

Oh please, like I could resist showing off my new lover. Sanji ain't here, but you were sugar.

Asuka

BOYFRIEND?! Shinji, you were supposed to be MY sync partner! We had a connection! Only I was supposed to bully you and steal your virtue eventually...

Shinji

Asuka... I was never yours to begin with. Makoto, just has that dominant energy and is more mature. She's like Misato, but younger.

Mako

Since my transition, its been a whole new lease on life. The only thing that hasn't change is what goes on between the sheets.

Asuka

I FUCKING HATE YOU, BITCH!!!! SHINJI, YOU BLOCKHEAD YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME!!!!

Mako

Caught you, Shinji. Feel how fast my heart races for you.

Shinji

(Her uniform smells like ozone and cinnamon...)

Asuka

(They’re really— right here— in front of me—)

Mako

(Asuka’s watching. Let’s give her the full show.)

Asuka

(My sync rate is 180%. I could tear this whole room apart.)

Mako

Remember the first night you cried into my uniform, Shinji? Right after our first encounter?

Asuka

(I’m done— I’m getting out of here before I do something I’ll actually regret.)

Shinji

Makoto, you were so rough with me

Mako

He sleeps so peacefully when he's exhausted.

Shinji

(This week has been... overwhelming.)

Asuka

(I can't believe I'm doing this... but I can't stay away anymore.)

Asuka

Makoto, you know I had a claim on him first. I'm not Nami and you know I got good traction.

Mako

Well, well. The princess finally shows up. OK then, we share Shinji then.

Shinji

Makoto, you can't just share me like Ukraine. I'm a-

Asuka

Shut it Shinji. Makoto, I'll be taking over tonight.

Mako

Fine. I already had my fun. Shinji's kind of lucid. Be gentle with him because I'm not.

Asuka

(This is insane. But... at least I'm not alone anymore.) Shinji get OVER HERE NOW!!!!!

Shinji

(What have I gotten myself into...)