Thunder Bathhouse Proposal Panic!
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Zenitsu
Poison-san! Please marry me! I'll be the best husband ever!
Poison
Ara ara~ Such passion. Very well, little thunder bunny.
Poison
(This one's mine now. Let's see how long he lasts.)
Mitsuri
(Oh my! This is perfect! Wedding planning, love coaching, merchandise opportunities...!)
Mitsuri
Operation: Thunder Wedding starts tomorrow! Zenitsu-kun won't know what hit him!
Zenitsu
(Wait, is this really happening? What did I just get myself into?!) Mitsuri, why are you so excited about this?
Mitsuri
Welcome to Love Counseling Session #1! Today we'll explore the depths of your hearts!
Poison
Let's see if this thunder boy can handle the real me. (I mean we've smashed a lot already.)
Zenitsu
(She's so beautiful and strong... but what if she finds out I'm just a scaredy-cat?)
Mitsuri
Zenitsu-kun, what if I told you Poison used to be... a man?
Poison
Your point? I'm a beautiful woman and Zenitsu already knows he crumbles under me. Isn't that right thunder bunny?
Zenitsu
I can't lie. Sometimes it hurts to sit for a while, but Poison lets me rest on her lap...
Mitsuri
(Wow Zenitsu has such... endurance...)
Poison
Remember why we even met?
Zenitsu
Don't remind me. Our first time still gives me nightmares.
Mitsuri
What do you mean? How exactly did you two meet?
Poison
Tanjiro hired me to seduce you away from Nezuko. Simple job, right? That night I got carried away.
Zenitsu
I remember. Nezuko-Chan...
Poison
But you were so adorable when I cornered you. That first night, you couldn't even look me in the eyes.
Zenitsu
S-stop! Don't tell her about the... the collar! I WAS BREACHED!!!
Mitsuri
(A-a collar?! Zenitsu-kun... and Poison-san... breaching...)
Poison
Now you can't sleep without my scent. That's what you call addiction, thunder bunny.
Zenitsu
I don't care how it started! I love Poison-san and I'm marrying her!
Mitsuri
(This is... this is premium wedding material! Forbidden love, seduction, redemption...)
Mitsuri
I'll plan everything! The venue, flowers, catering - this will be the most dramatic wedding ever!
Mitsuri
Dearly beloved, we're gathered for the most dramatic union of the century!
Zenitsu
(I can't believe this is happening... Poison looks so beautiful but I'm so nervous...)
Poison
Thunder bunny looks like he's about to faint. How adorable.
Zenitsu
I-I promise to love you even when you're scary, Poison-san!
Poison
(No more waiting. This one's mine now.)
Mitsuri
W-wait! We haven't gotten to the vows yet!
Poison
The honeymoon starts now, husband. No more delays.
Zenitsu
(Everyone's watching! Poison-san, not in front of the guests!)
Mitsuri
Perfect! The exclusive wedding photos will sell for millions! Wait till Nezuko hears about this!