Cake by the ocean

Dante

(Cake by the Ocean... perfect beach vibes.)

Tifa

The sun feels amazing today.

Nami

Someone's been staring for the past five minutes.

Dante

(Shit, they noticed...)

Zhu Yuan

Dante, you're turning red. Everything okay?

Dante

Just... appreciating the view. The ocean, I mean!

Tifa

Oh? Then why are you hiding behind your towel?

Nami

We could always help you cool down... if you're brave enough.

Dante

(This wasn't in the vacation brochure...)

Zhu Yuan

Payback for all those stolen glances.

Dante

(Shit shit shit-)

Tifa

(Oh my...)

Nami

Well, well... someone's definitely packing more than sunscreen.

Zhu Yuan

Ladies, I think we just found our new beach game.

Dante

I can explain! It's the saltwater... and the sun... and-

Zhu Yuan

Hey Dante, you keep singing about cake... but have you seen the real thing?

Dante

(Shit, they heard the lyrics...)

Tifa

We thought we'd give you a proper show since you seem so... interested in dessert.

Nami

Careful Dante, your nose might start bleeding.

Zhu Yuan

Don't be shy. Here, let me show you what real cake feels like.

Dante

(This is definitely not how I expected this vacation to go...)

Zhu Yuan

Feel that? That's what happens when you sing about cake at the beach.

Dante

Well ladies... guess I really did get my cake by the ocean.

Tifa

Oh honey, we're just getting started with dessert...