Kouga's Double Trouble

Kagome

Kouga, you can't date other women! You're engaged to Ayame!

Kouga

That old promise? Times change, Kagome. Ruka here understands a real man needs options.

Ruka

Actually, I prefer it this way. Competition keeps things interesting.

Kagome

But he's literally promised to marry someone else! Don't you have any self-respect?

Ruka

Self-respect? I pursued Kazyua Kinoshita who spent nearly a fortune trying to win over a lesbian. I don't care anymore.

Kagome

(What? How could someone debase themselves like this? She really is for the streets.)

Kouga

Speaking of which, Ruka and I are busy. Go away Kagome. Go tend to your dog boy.

Kagome

I can't believe. I'm the main character, where are today's morals?

Ruka

Bye Bye Kagome.

Kagome

Kouga! This is a love hotel! What are you doing with her?!

Kouga

Exactly what it looks like, Kagome. Ruka wanted to see what I could offer. We had a good time too. I'm taking her to order off the dollar menu.

Kagome

Please, Ruka! You don't know what you're getting into! He's engaged to Ayame!

Ruka

Know what? I just gave him my first time. It was amazing. Its better when they're already taken.

Kagome

(First time... in a love hotel... with someone else's fiancé... what is happening to this world) That's not right.

Kouga

Grow up and leave us alone Kagome. Ruka, I'll see you later.

Ruka

Absolutely! Oh, and Kagome? Maybe find your own sermon to preach at. This is my life and not yours. Go be boring in 1525.

Kagome

(I came from the feudal era... but this modern world... it's too much...) Where's the self respect???

Kagome

Ruka, we need to talk. About Kouga.

Ruka

I knew you'd come. Want some of my lunch?

Kagome

Don't you want something real? A relationship where you're not someone's secret?

Ruka

Real relationships are overrated. Men always lie anyway.

Ruka

At least Kouga is honest about being terrible. That's refreshing.

Kagome

You'd rather be a mistress than someone's wife? That's... that's insane!

Ruka

Wife gets cheated on. Mistress gets gifts and attention. I know which one I'd rather be. Kouga makes me feel wanted. I got a good piece of him.

Kagome

(This world... it's broken. What happened to love and honor?)

Ruka

Tell your Inuyasha I said hi.

Kagome

(Finally, a quiet moment without all that drama...)

Kouga

Hey Kagome... mind if I sit?

Kagome

What do you want, Kouga? Come to brag about your harem?

Kouga

It's Ruka... she's pregnant.

Kouga

I broke it off with her. I'm going back to Ayame.

Kagome

You WHAT?! You got her pregnant and you're just LEAVING?!

Kagome

Take responsibility, you coward! She needs support, not abandonment!

Kouga

Not my problem. She knew what she was getting into.

Kouga

Ayame's waiting. Later, Kagome.

Kagome

GET BACK HERE, YOU BASTARD!

Kouga

Nice try, shrine girl! Maybe worry about your own love life!

Kagome

(What am I supposed to do now?) You know what? Fuck Ruka, she wanted ti be a mistress then she can deal with the consequences like one. I'm good on it