Explosion Rivalry: Megumin vs Lina

Megumin

Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark...

Lina

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! WHO'S TRYING TO KILL ME?

Lina

You little shit, you nearly ended me. What's wrong with you, damned lunatic.

Megumin

But that's the beauty of Explosion magic! The ultimate destructive force!

Megumin

Every day I must cast it or I'll die!

Lina

You're one of those explosion-obsessed weirdos, huh? Fine, let's settle this with magic!

Megumin

(She's challenging me to a duel? Perfect! I'll show her the supreme power of Explosion!)

Amelia

Stop! Fighting isn't the path to justice!

Lina

Amelia, stay the fuck out of this. FIREBALL!!!!

Megumin

(I can't keep up....)

Lina

She collapsed after one spell? What a complete amateur!

Lina

This is what happens when you play with explosion magic, kid. Have a nice afterlife.

Megumin

(I can't move... she's actually going to finish me...)

Amelia

STOP! Justice demands mercy for the mentally unstable!

Lina

Amelia, she's a menace! She almost killed me with that explosion! I doubt she'll stop here. She's too much of a threat to live.

Amelia

Look at her - she's clearly suffering from explosion addiction. It's a recognized magical disorder. (I hope it is. I hate lying, but I have no choice)

Megumin

It's not an addiction! Explosion magic is the ultimate form of art!

Amelia

Art? You call exhausting yourself for one spell that can't even hit a stationary target "art"? I've seen goblins with better aim!

Lina

She's got a point. You've been practicing explosion magic daily and still miss targets ten feet away?

Megumin

Hey, I pride myself on my explosion magic. Its my reason to live.

Lina

Fine. She's your problem now, Amelia. Just keep her away from me before she accidentally blows up something important.

Megumin

(My explosion magic... is it really just a joke?)

Megumin

(They laughed at my explosion magic... I'll show them what it can really do.)

Lina

That explosion girl's probably still crying somewhere. Serves her right for being such a nuisance.

Megumin

(Just one perfect explosion... one shot to silence them forever.)

Amelia

Megumin seemed different yesterday. Where could she—

Megumin

Darkness blacker than black—

Amelia

Megumin, NO!

Lina

What the—

Amelia

Get out of the way Miss Lina...

Megumin

Serves you right. Don't you ever doubt my explosion prowess.

Lina

(Amelia... she pushed me out of the way... took the explosion meant for me...)

Megumin

I'm too tired to move... (I wish I had better aim.)

Lina

You little monster... You killed her. You actually killed Amelia. After she spared you... I will not show you any mercy.

Megumin

I-I didn't mean to! I just wanted to prove my explosion magic was real!

Lina

Darkness beyond twilight... Crimson beyond blood that flows...

Megumin

(Oh no... I don't think I'm coming back from this...) I'm about to get cooked like Drake after K Dot got done with him...

Lina

DRAGON SLAVE!

Megumin

(Finally... An explosion that was able to top mine...)

Lina

(Amelia... I avenged you... but what good is it when you're gone?)